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Good morning, Corning.
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I hope you're all having
a wonderful start to your day.
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Let's take a look
at the weather.
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We have a cold front from
Lake Huron heading southeast
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over Buffalo, bringing
Arctic temperatures.
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And more importantly,
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a chance for me to finally
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break out that parka I got
on Black Friday.
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Until then, expect highs
in the mid to low 40s.
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Well, thank you Ted.
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So, any exciting plans
for the holiday?
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I'm glad that you asked,
slash, read that
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off the teleprompter, Ken.
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I'll be heading two hours north
to my hometown of Lackawanna,
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where my older sister
is planning
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the Gingerbread Invitational.
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What's the Gingerbread
Invitational, Ted?
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Thanks for asking, Ken.
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It is an event that gathers
the best
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gingerbread bakers in the state
to help raise money
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to build a children's wing
in the local hospital.
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So, all week, I will be
delivering heartfelt
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and shameless promos encouraging
everyone in the area
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to come out and help support
a great cause.
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Thank you, Ted.
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Now, let's get real
for a minute.
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You have a legendary
run of bad luck
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at Christmas over the years.
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Oh, I think legendary
is overblown,
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and we don't need to get
into it, Ken.
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Well, didn't you almost
burn your house down last year?
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Indeed I did, Ken.
Grease fires are no joke.
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No, they are not.
And the year before that,
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I believe you got attacked
by a possum
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who was living in
your Christmas tree.
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Yes, yes, indeed I was.
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But in all fairness,
I was the one
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who chopped down his house,
put it on the roof of my car,
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and drove it down
the highway, so...
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Who really got
the worse end of that deal?
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And... and didn't you,
the year before that,
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get a disease so rare
that they actually
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named it after you?
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[clicks tongue]
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Yes, yes I did.
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Symptoms include undeniable
charisma and effortless charm.
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Hmm.
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All kidding aside, if you
suspect you have Ted Cooperitis,
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seek immediate
medical attention.
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Well, you know what, Ted?
I'm not sure
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that I would share your
enthusiasm for the holidays.
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Oh, boy, you are
such a Grinch, Ken.
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-[chuckles]
-What's not to love?
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Christmas is a time of coming
together and celebrating.
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It just brings out
the best in everyone.
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tricky, maybe problematic,
And potentially horrendous...
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Christmases in a row.
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But that luck has to change
eventually.
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So, why not this year?
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Well, I wouldn't bet
the farm on it, Ted.
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And speaking of farms,
coming up...
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an unlikely friendship
between a horse and a cat
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that you have to see to believe.
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And we're clear.
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Love the new hair, Ken.
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If I didn't know any better,
I'd think it was your own.
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[stutters] It is my own.
Hey... Ted!
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Ted!
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♪
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♪
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Hey, thanks again for letting me
promote the Invitational, Jerry.
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Whoa, I should be thanking you.
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Not a lot of people watching
weather reports on TV
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when they get weather
on their phone.
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Yeah, I like to think they care
t hearing their weather
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from a trained professional.
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Oh, Teddy boy,
they care about you.
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Yeah?
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Is that why you
took a shot on me?
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You know what?
It doesn't matter.
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The fact is, you did...
when no one else would.
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And I appreciate you for it.
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Well, my intentions weren't
as pure as they might seem.
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Oh?
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Viewers also like tuning in
around Christmas to see
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what could go terribly wrong.
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Yeah, yeah.
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I still maintain that
'Santa does the weather'
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would have been a great segment
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had that chimney been
a little wider.
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Mmhmm. Mmhmm.
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Hey, did WDTB
give you a call yet?
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Yeah. Actually they
called this morning.
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So, did you give 'em an answer?
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No.
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No?
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Oh. It's a lot to think about.
I mean they're the state's
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biggest network
outside the city.
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No, I'm happy here.
You guys are like family.
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Hey, hey. What's going on here?
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Flip that back over.
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[Ted] What is this?
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Everyone's taking bets on
what's gonna happen
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to you this Christmas.
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What?
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This is dark, guys.
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Come on! Impaled by
a reindeer antler?
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What? Who took that bet?
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Janice?
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Ken gave me 500 to one.
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I couldn't pass up
those sweet, sweet odds.
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Also, guys, seriously,
why is me kissing
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a beautiful woman
less likely than getting
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impaled by a reindeer?
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51 people are rooting
for me to choke on a
chunk of fruitcake.
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Joke's on you clowns.
I don't like fruitcake.
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Also, not funny to root
for me going to jail.
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I would do horribly in jail.
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You know what, none
of this matters anyways.
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Because this year? [laughs]
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This is the year that old
Ted Cooper's Christmas bad luck
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finally turns around.
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Losing a lot of money, folks.
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You smell great.
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I know.
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♪
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What?
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Oh...
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[car engine sputters]
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♪ Are you ready
for the holidays ♪
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♪ Are you ready ♪
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♪ Are you ready ♪
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♪ Are you ready
to be insane ♪
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♪
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♪
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♪ Are you ready...
to be insane ♪
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[gasps] Baby brother!
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Hey!
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Oh...
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Hi!
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I have been waiting
for half an hour.
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Can we go?
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Absolutely. Where are
we going?
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Going to sleep.
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Going home.
Not in that order.
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What? Kate, no.
That's boring.
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I just got into town.
Let's go have a drink.
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-Ted...
-Kate.
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[whines]
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Kate...
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Fine... we can have one drink.
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A small one.
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Maybe a festive shot.
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Shots. I love where
your head's at.
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-Shot!
-So many shots.
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Singular.
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[mischievous music]
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Where is my tag?
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There are fresh towels and
a brand new toothbrush upstairs,
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because I know you always
forget... everything.
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You know me so well.
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Okay, your suitcase
is on my table.
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Just give me a second.
Something's not right.
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Yikes.
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I must've had the same
kind of suitcase
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as that girl on the bus.
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Should I be worried about
you covering the fundraiser
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with everything that happens
to you every Christmas?
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What? No. This...
this isn't a setback.
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This is an opportunity
to try out some new looks.
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I mean... oof! [laughs]
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Come on. Sugar? What?
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-These might actually fit.
-Wow.
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♪
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Good morning.
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Hey.
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Wow, that is a very
pink sweater.
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That girl had good taste, right?
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Mm-hmm.
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What are you doing up?
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am making us breakfast.
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Since when do you
make us breakfast?
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You made me breakfast
my entire childhood.
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The literal least
I can do is make you
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the occasional omelet.
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Aww.
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Uh, you're gonna go
shopping today, right?
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Because your first promo
is tonight, and, um...
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I'm not sure that, uh,
that's the vibe.
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I am not going anywhere
until you try that omelet.
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[exhales] Okay.
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-Mmm!
-Eh?
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Fluffy and delicious.
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Yeah.
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The secret ingredient is love.
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Hey, I couldn't help
but notice the alarming lack
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of Christmas lights
on the house.
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Yeah, I've been really busy.
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Really?
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That's strange...
you haven't mentioned that...
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in the last three minutes.
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You're wearing a pink
cropped sweater.
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[chuckles] Yeah.
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[phone ringing]
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Stay... good box.
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No!
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Stay.
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[phone chimes]
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There you go.
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[voicemail] Hi, Ted.
This is Max at WDTB,
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checking in on our job offer.
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Give us a call, and no rush.
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Merry Christmas.
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Ooh-ahh!
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[groans]
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[panting]
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[groans]
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Unstoppable.
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Oh, no.
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[thud]
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How you holding up?
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I'm fine.
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You were unconscious.
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It's called a cat nap, Kate.
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I asked you what two plus
two was, and you said 22.
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And I've never
been great at math.
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You have your Master's in
Atmospheric Sciences, Ted.
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Put the ice back on.
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Ted?
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Ms. Mittens?
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What happened to you?
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A box of Christmas lights.
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-Ah...
-You?
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Hot cookie sheet.
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Oof!
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Uh, are you still
teaching science?
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Retired last year.
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Wow.
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Congratulations, Ms. Mittens.
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Oh, please, call me Ruth.
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It's great to see you, Ruth.
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I'm back every Christmas.
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How have we never
run into each other?
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Oh, I usually do the holidays
in Florida, but not this year.
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Well, Florida's loss is my gain.
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I always knew you'd do
well for yourself, Ted.
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And people send me
your clips all the time.
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-They do?
-Sure.
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Especially the one where
you got stuck in the chimney
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at Christmas.
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-Mm-hmm.
-Hilarious.
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Yeah. Well, I am glad
I could entertain you.
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It's good to see you, Ted.
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You too.
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Uh, any chance you'd be
interested in grabbing a coffee
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with your former favorite
student sometime this week?
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Oh, why? Is she here?
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Still got it.
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-[Woman] Ms. Mittens?
-Amazing, thank you.
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-Take care.
-Yeah.
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Ted, they're ready.
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Oh, great.
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-Good luck.
-Here's your ice pack, thanks.
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[Kate exhales]
265
00:10:01,365 --> 00:10:03,358
Okay, next time, let's just
make sure that we...
266
00:10:03,694 --> 00:10:06,329
check the expiration date
on the eggnog.
267
00:10:06,962 --> 00:10:08,263
Merry Christmas.
268
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:14,499
How many cups
have you had today?
269
00:10:14,601 --> 00:10:15,893
Mmm. Too many to count.
270
00:10:15,995 --> 00:10:16,826
Go home, Hope.
271
00:10:17,129 --> 00:10:18,192
We're under-staffed.
272
00:10:18,528 --> 00:10:20,094
And you're pulling
a 12-hour shift.
273
00:10:20,196 --> 00:10:21,557
I don't need a tired doctor.
274
00:10:21,659 --> 00:10:23,530
Oh, every doctor is tired.
Come on.
275
00:10:23,966 --> 00:10:25,128
Look, I can pick up the slack.
276
00:10:25,397 --> 00:10:27,558
I once treated
90 patients here in a day.
277
00:10:27,660 --> 00:10:29,964
And you have never
let us forget that.
278
00:10:30,233 --> 00:10:31,726
You know what I'm gonna
do when I get home?
279
00:10:31,828 --> 00:10:32,899
Hm?
280
00:10:33,001 --> 00:10:34,158
A little bit of
online Christmas shopping.
281
00:10:34,260 --> 00:10:35,698
Glass of red wine.
282
00:10:35,800 --> 00:10:37,089
Ooh, a Chris Hemsworth movie.
283
00:10:37,191 --> 00:10:38,594
Hmm.
284
00:10:38,696 --> 00:10:40,097
Do you know what you're
gonna do when you get off work?
285
00:10:40,199 --> 00:10:41,664
Yeah, I'm gonna pray
that my best friend
286
00:10:41,766 --> 00:10:43,165
stops giving me lectures.
287
00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:44,696
Mmm, no. You are definitely
gonna be trying to pick up
288
00:10:44,798 --> 00:10:45,596
more shifts here.
289
00:10:45,698 --> 00:10:46,857
Okay, well...
290
00:10:48,266 --> 00:10:50,499
Given the year that I've had,
I wanna stay busy.
291
00:10:50,601 --> 00:10:51,824
I get that, I get that.
292
00:10:51,926 --> 00:10:53,730
But you are no good
to anybody if you burn out.
293
00:10:54,132 --> 00:10:55,832
So, come over for
a movie tonight.
294
00:10:55,934 --> 00:10:57,362
Which Chris Hemsworth
movie is it?
295
00:10:57,830 --> 00:10:58,858
Does it matter?
296
00:10:59,394 --> 00:11:00,864
-No.
-No, it does not.
297
00:11:00,966 --> 00:11:02,356
Oh... wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.
298
00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:03,362
Guess who's here.
299
00:11:04,158 --> 00:11:04,857
Who?
300
00:11:05,226 --> 00:11:06,098
Ted Cooper.
301
00:11:06,994 --> 00:11:07,956
Coop?
302
00:11:08,633 --> 00:11:09,695
From high school?
303
00:11:09,797 --> 00:11:10,863
I think so.
304
00:11:10,965 --> 00:11:12,196
We had his insurance on file.
305
00:11:12,298 --> 00:11:13,891
Oh, I didn't know
he lived around here.
306
00:11:13,993 --> 00:11:15,865
I don't think he does.
I think he's back for Christmas.
307
00:11:15,967 --> 00:11:18,029
He's a weatherman
over in Corning.
308
00:11:18,131 --> 00:11:20,098
-Hmm. Well, good for him.
-Yeah.
309
00:11:20,200 --> 00:11:22,164
He was always so sweet,
you know, in like a...
310
00:11:22,995 --> 00:11:24,264
nerdy kinda way.
311
00:11:24,366 --> 00:11:26,231
That might be because he, uh,
had a crush on you.
312
00:11:26,534 --> 00:11:28,198
Okay. Please.
313
00:11:29,167 --> 00:11:31,728
You may not have noticed,
but he fell hard for you
314
00:11:31,830 --> 00:11:32,999
back in the day.
315
00:11:33,101 --> 00:11:35,091
And apparently something
fell hard on his head.
316
00:11:35,193 --> 00:11:36,423
So, have fun.
317
00:11:36,525 --> 00:11:37,826
-Ah...
-You're welcome.
318
00:11:37,928 --> 00:11:38,659
Enjoy.
319
00:11:39,193 --> 00:11:40,098
Thank you.
320
00:11:45,599 --> 00:11:46,527
Hey, Coop.
321
00:11:47,367 --> 00:11:48,231
Hope.
322
00:11:48,534 --> 00:11:49,630
Wow. Hi. I...
323
00:11:50,132 --> 00:11:51,425
I didn't know you were
back in town.
324
00:11:51,527 --> 00:11:53,991
Yeah, I moved back
late last year.
325
00:11:54,327 --> 00:11:55,528
You look different.
326
00:11:55,963 --> 00:11:56,891
You look the same.
327
00:11:56,993 --> 00:11:57,892
Hmm.
328
00:11:58,295 --> 00:11:59,365
Well, what brings you in?
329
00:12:01,634 --> 00:12:03,261
Box of Christmas lights
Oh. Anything broken?
330
00:12:03,363 --> 00:12:04,895
Mmm. Probably not.
I have a hard head.
331
00:12:04,997 --> 00:12:06,494
I meant the box of lights.
332
00:12:08,093 --> 00:12:09,131
Right.
333
00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:11,656
So, I hear you're back in town
334
00:12:11,758 --> 00:12:13,427
for Christmas
with your sister.
335
00:12:13,529 --> 00:12:15,197
You've been asking
around about me, Hope?
336
00:12:16,193 --> 00:12:17,323
Sydney told me.
337
00:12:17,425 --> 00:12:18,726
Ah, Sydney. Yeah.
338
00:12:18,828 --> 00:12:20,727
You know, she gave me stitches
a few Christmases ago.
339
00:12:20,829 --> 00:12:21,599
She did?
340
00:12:21,701 --> 00:12:22,832
I had an unfortunate incident
341
00:12:22,934 --> 00:12:24,857
involving a porcelain
nativity scene.
342
00:12:25,191 --> 00:12:26,694
Ooh.
343
00:12:26,796 --> 00:12:28,926
Let's just say now there are
only two wise men in Bethlehem.
344
00:12:29,028 --> 00:12:30,090
Which one broke?
345
00:12:30,192 --> 00:12:31,192
Gold.
346
00:12:31,294 --> 00:12:33,427
Hmm. Poor baby Jesus.
347
00:12:33,530 --> 00:12:36,599
You know, stuck with
frankincense and myrrh.
348
00:12:36,701 --> 00:12:38,332
I don't even know what myrrh is.
349
00:12:38,434 --> 00:12:39,399
No one does.
350
00:12:39,735 --> 00:12:41,660
I'm just gonna have a look here.
351
00:12:42,229 --> 00:12:43,693
Any headaches? Dizziness?
352
00:12:43,795 --> 00:12:44,598
No.
353
00:12:44,700 --> 00:12:46,461
No? Look straight ahead.
354
00:12:47,861 --> 00:12:48,827
Hmm.
355
00:12:49,329 --> 00:12:50,857
I never knew
you had blue eyes.
356
00:12:54,192 --> 00:12:55,164
Well...
357
00:12:55,665 --> 00:12:57,025
No lacerations.
358
00:12:57,127 --> 00:12:58,195
No concussion.
359
00:12:58,297 --> 00:12:59,527
I think you just
had your bell rung.
360
00:13:00,926 --> 00:13:02,496
s appropriate to have
my bell rung at Christmas.
361
00:13:02,599 --> 00:13:03,659
[chuckles]
362
00:13:04,534 --> 00:13:05,659
You know what else?
363
00:13:07,129 --> 00:13:08,256
You look good in pink.
364
00:13:08,358 --> 00:13:09,360
Hey. Thanks.
365
00:13:09,462 --> 00:13:10,692
I got it from a college
girl's suitcase.
366
00:13:11,125 --> 00:13:11,859
Hmm.
367
00:13:12,228 --> 00:13:13,428
Nope. That sounded bad.
368
00:13:13,530 --> 00:13:15,661
I brought a college girl's
clothes home with me.
369
00:13:15,997 --> 00:13:17,028
That sounded worse.
370
00:13:17,131 --> 00:13:18,358
You know what?
Let's just...
371
00:13:18,794 --> 00:13:21,164
Let's just chalk it up
to the head injury.
372
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,657
I had it on before
the head injury.
373
00:13:23,759 --> 00:13:25,697
Oh, well, let's keep
that between us.
374
00:13:25,799 --> 00:13:27,857
Little doctor-patient...
375
00:13:28,325 --> 00:13:29,324
confidentiality.
376
00:13:29,426 --> 00:13:30,360
Probably a good idea.
377
00:13:30,462 --> 00:13:32,730
Well, I hope you enjoy
your vacation
378
00:13:32,832 --> 00:13:34,165
while you're here, Coop.
379
00:13:34,267 --> 00:13:36,529
Thanks, but it's actually...
it's not just a vacation.
380
00:13:36,631 --> 00:13:39,429
I'm here doing promos for
the Gingerbread Invitational.
381
00:13:39,531 --> 00:13:41,925
It's the, uh, fundraiser for...
well, actually, this--
382
00:13:42,027 --> 00:13:42,891
I know.
383
00:13:43,227 --> 00:13:45,028
I... work here.
384
00:13:45,497 --> 00:13:47,758
Right. Yeah, obviously,
you know what that is.
385
00:13:51,960 --> 00:13:52,956
Oh!
386
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:56,124
Do you give lollipops
to all your patients?
387
00:13:56,560 --> 00:13:58,362
Mmm... only the really brave on.
388
00:13:59,527 --> 00:14:01,164
I was really brave,
wasn't I?
389
00:14:01,532 --> 00:14:02,428
Mm-hmm.
390
00:14:04,932 --> 00:14:06,296
We'll see you around, Coop.
391
00:14:06,665 --> 00:14:07,791
Bye, Hope.
392
00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,291
I assume you heard all of that?
393
00:14:13,960 --> 00:14:16,698
How dare you assume that
I was eavesdropping on that
394
00:14:16,800 --> 00:14:19,164
unbelievably cute exchange?
395
00:14:20,862 --> 00:14:21,956
Come on.
396
00:14:26,093 --> 00:14:27,257
Kate.
397
00:14:27,359 --> 00:14:28,730
-Kate.
-Hmm?
398
00:14:28,832 --> 00:14:29,698
What'd the doctor say?
399
00:14:29,800 --> 00:14:31,262
Things are looking up, baby.
400
00:14:31,365 --> 00:14:33,362
Ask for Doctor Newbury.
She's got lollipops.
401
00:14:43,630 --> 00:14:46,024
And why didn't you tell me
Hope Newbury worked here?
402
00:14:46,126 --> 00:14:48,732
Because I didn't wanna spend
our phone calls listening to you
403
00:14:48,834 --> 00:14:50,325
gush about your
high school crush.
404
00:14:50,427 --> 00:14:51,795
I didn't have a crush on her.
405
00:14:52,298 --> 00:14:53,893
She said you didn't
have a concussion?
406
00:14:53,995 --> 00:14:54,593
Said I was fine.
407
00:14:55,460 --> 00:14:56,198
Maybe we need a second opinion.
408
00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:57,098
Mmm.
409
00:14:57,531 --> 00:14:58,527
Ted!
410
00:14:59,600 --> 00:15:00,596
Is that Ms. Mittens?
411
00:15:00,698 --> 00:15:01,924
Call her Ruth.
412
00:15:02,026 --> 00:15:03,695
No, I'm not gonna call her Ruth.
She was our teacher.
413
00:15:03,797 --> 00:15:04,891
Hi, Ms. Mittens!
414
00:15:04,993 --> 00:15:06,030
Hi.
415
00:15:06,132 --> 00:15:06,994
Okay, we gotta go.
I gotta go to work.
416
00:15:07,096 --> 00:15:08,094
What if she needs my help?
417
00:15:08,196 --> 00:15:09,390
She doesn't need your help, Ted.
418
00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:11,090
Ted! I need your help.
419
00:15:11,192 --> 00:15:12,098
Ah...
420
00:15:12,532 --> 00:15:13,494
Fine.
421
00:15:15,027 --> 00:15:15,996
But please do not show up
in this for the promo tonight.
422
00:15:16,098 --> 00:15:17,258
Okay. Don't worry.
I'll be there.
423
00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,991
I'm gonna look great. Go.
424
00:15:19,293 --> 00:15:20,763
Bye, Ms. Mittens.
425
00:15:20,865 --> 00:15:22,195
Hey, Ruth. How's the hand?
426
00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:25,032
Well, I won't be
juggling anytime soon.
427
00:15:25,134 --> 00:15:27,164
Well, that's a real shame.
What can I do for you?
428
00:15:27,266 --> 00:15:29,597
I was supposed to get
a tree and bring it home.
429
00:15:29,699 --> 00:15:31,060
But now with this...
430
00:15:31,396 --> 00:15:32,956
Say no more.
I would be honored.
431
00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,098
You are a prince.
432
00:15:36,932 --> 00:15:38,358
Would you like me to drive?
433
00:15:38,460 --> 00:15:40,362
I'm hurt, Ted. I'm not blind.
434
00:15:41,094 --> 00:15:42,263
Duly noted.
435
00:15:47,365 --> 00:15:49,562
So, you're looking for
a bigger tree, you say?
436
00:15:49,664 --> 00:15:54,325
Well, I've collected a lot of
ornaments in the past 72 years.
437
00:15:54,427 --> 00:15:55,766
How are you collecting ornaments
438
00:15:55,868 --> 00:15:57,565
two decades
before you were born?
439
00:15:58,001 --> 00:16:01,298
That is disgustingly
shameless flattery,
440
00:16:01,700 --> 00:16:03,461
and I so appreciate it.
441
00:16:04,697 --> 00:16:05,527
So...
442
00:16:06,095 --> 00:16:07,431
Hope Newbury, huh?
443
00:16:07,533 --> 00:16:08,990
Hope Newbury.
444
00:16:09,393 --> 00:16:10,592
Blast from the past.
445
00:16:10,694 --> 00:16:13,256
As I recall, you had
quite the crush on her
446
00:16:13,358 --> 00:16:14,359
back in the day.
447
00:16:14,461 --> 00:16:15,692
Why does everyone
keep saying that?
448
00:16:16,633 --> 00:16:18,357
We have eyes, ears.
449
00:16:18,726 --> 00:16:20,427
Ah... we barely even
knew each other.
450
00:16:20,529 --> 00:16:22,496
And besides, she was
way outta my league.
451
00:16:22,599 --> 00:16:23,626
Obviously.
452
00:16:24,968 --> 00:16:25,923
You didn't need to agree
with me so quickly.
453
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:28,362
You should ask her out
while you're in town.
454
00:16:28,464 --> 00:16:30,362
Ruth Mittens, are you
giving me dating advice?
455
00:16:31,095 --> 00:16:32,956
Oh, hello, big boy.
456
00:16:34,096 --> 00:16:35,430
Hmm. That's a good one.
457
00:16:35,532 --> 00:16:36,494
Yeah.
458
00:16:37,860 --> 00:16:38,993
Do you think you could
find someone who works here
459
00:16:39,095 --> 00:16:40,190
who could help us?
460
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:41,626
Yeah. Uh...
461
00:16:43,830 --> 00:16:44,529
What about him?
462
00:16:44,632 --> 00:16:45,828
Excuse me.
463
00:16:45,930 --> 00:16:46,956
Afternoon, ma'am.
464
00:16:47,558 --> 00:16:49,027
Uh, my mother is ma'am.
465
00:16:49,129 --> 00:16:50,226
You can call me Ruth.
466
00:16:50,662 --> 00:16:52,994
Actually, you can call me
any time you like.
467
00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:54,427
-Easy, Mittens.
-Mm-hmm.
468
00:16:54,529 --> 00:16:55,863
Uh, my friend here
would like this tree.
469
00:16:55,965 --> 00:16:57,191
You mind helping us cut it down?
470
00:16:57,293 --> 00:16:58,494
It'd be my pleasure.
471
00:16:59,330 --> 00:17:01,494
Maybe you could
help us carry it too.
472
00:17:03,164 --> 00:17:05,490
Any plans
while you're in town?
473
00:17:06,159 --> 00:17:08,763
Well, I'm doing promos for
the Gingerbread Invitational.
474
00:17:08,865 --> 00:17:10,164
Which you should come to.
475
00:17:10,266 --> 00:17:12,558
And my sister's having
a Christmas costume party,
476
00:17:12,660 --> 00:17:13,993
which you should
definitely come to.
477
00:17:14,095 --> 00:17:15,494
Oh, a costume party.
478
00:17:15,596 --> 00:17:17,262
Yeah, everyone's dressing up
as their favorite
479
00:17:17,364 --> 00:17:18,995
Christmas characters.
-I'm in. [chuckles]
480
00:17:19,097 --> 00:17:20,997
Other than that, not much. Why?
481
00:17:21,099 --> 00:17:22,732
Well, I've got this
walking group
482
00:17:22,834 --> 00:17:24,492
with a group
of friends of mine.
483
00:17:24,594 --> 00:17:25,932
Do you all wear
matching tracksuits?
484
00:17:26,035 --> 00:17:27,690
Well, it wouldn't be
a walking group without
485
00:17:27,792 --> 00:17:30,157
matching tracksuits.
Do you wanna join?
486
00:17:30,259 --> 00:17:31,256
Absolutely.
487
00:17:31,358 --> 00:17:32,659
[Ruth chuckles]
488
00:17:33,028 --> 00:17:34,131
[Ruth sighs]
489
00:17:34,533 --> 00:17:35,527
[Ted sighs]
490
00:17:36,434 --> 00:17:37,595
Are we lost?
491
00:17:37,697 --> 00:17:38,531
What?
492
00:17:38,633 --> 00:17:39,891
I was following you.
493
00:17:39,993 --> 00:17:40,923
Oh.
494
00:17:41,758 --> 00:17:43,197
Where's that
handsome lumberjack?
495
00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:45,593
Hello?
496
00:17:47,262 --> 00:17:48,791
-Oh.
-Are you guys lost?
497
00:17:49,227 --> 00:17:50,461
Yeah. Afraid so.
498
00:17:50,962 --> 00:17:51,692
Follow me.
499
00:17:52,366 --> 00:17:53,329
Oof!
500
00:17:54,195 --> 00:17:55,527
[Ted groans]
-Ulgh!
501
00:17:57,197 --> 00:17:59,559
You know, there are
easier ways
502
00:17:59,861 --> 00:18:02,496
of trying to hang out with me
than injuring yourself.
503
00:18:02,599 --> 00:18:03,697
Are there?
504
00:18:03,799 --> 00:18:05,231
Well, now I feel silly.
505
00:18:05,567 --> 00:18:06,492
What'd you do?
506
00:18:06,594 --> 00:18:07,860
Christmas tree
poked me in the eye.
507
00:18:07,962 --> 00:18:08,931
[sharp inhale]
508
00:18:09,033 --> 00:18:10,324
Every Christmas, Hope,
it's something.
509
00:18:10,426 --> 00:18:11,665
Or multiple somethings.
510
00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:13,290
A whole army of somethings.
511
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,690
Mm-hmm. You must really
hate Christmas.
512
00:18:15,792 --> 00:18:17,693
Are you kidding?
I love Christmas.
513
00:18:17,795 --> 00:18:18,758
Oh.
514
00:18:19,968 --> 00:18:21,329
Maybe I was wrong
about the concussion.
515
00:18:22,292 --> 00:18:23,329
Follow me.
516
00:18:29,099 --> 00:18:30,557
So, how's it been
being back home?
517
00:18:31,026 --> 00:18:34,160
Well, I never intended on
coming back to Lackawanna,
518
00:18:34,262 --> 00:18:36,294
but I do love this hospital.
519
00:18:36,563 --> 00:18:39,024
And if we can raise
enough money for the new
520
00:18:39,126 --> 00:18:42,058
children's wing, I'd love to be
head of pediatrics one day.
521
00:18:42,561 --> 00:18:44,494
Wow. They'd be lucky
to have you.
522
00:18:46,458 --> 00:18:48,097
Lightly scratched.
523
00:18:48,199 --> 00:18:49,898
But I'd like you
to give it a rest, so...
524
00:18:50,401 --> 00:18:52,997
Let's wear an eye patch until
tomorrow morning, if that works.
525
00:18:53,099 --> 00:18:54,561
you can pick one up
at the pharmacy.
526
00:18:54,663 --> 00:18:55,823
Oof!
527
00:18:55,926 --> 00:18:57,559
I gotta be on the air
in less than an hour.
528
00:18:57,661 --> 00:18:59,461
Any chance you guys
have one around here?
529
00:19:00,697 --> 00:19:01,659
Uh...
530
00:19:03,596 --> 00:19:05,428
So, be sure to head on
down to Lackawanna for
531
00:19:05,530 --> 00:19:07,597
the Gingerbread Invitational
and help raise money
532
00:19:07,699 --> 00:19:09,260
for a great cause.
533
00:19:09,362 --> 00:19:11,726
Or shall I say,
a great Claus.
534
00:19:12,396 --> 00:19:13,829
We miss you here in Corning,
Ted.
535
00:19:14,231 --> 00:19:16,727
You sure are
a sight for sore eyes.
536
00:19:16,829 --> 00:19:17,761
[sighs]
537
00:19:17,863 --> 00:19:19,231
Good one, Ken.
538
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:22,527
Yeah, I just noticed your little
fashion accessory there.
539
00:19:23,193 --> 00:19:24,727
Very observant.
540
00:19:24,829 --> 00:19:28,660
Yes, I had my eye poked in a
Christmas tree related accident.
541
00:19:28,762 --> 00:19:32,863
Who here had eye poke in
Christmas related accident?
542
00:19:32,965 --> 00:19:34,692
-[cheers and applause]
-Oh!
543
00:19:34,794 --> 00:19:38,197
Well, shiver me timbers.
That's unfortunate, Ted.
544
00:19:38,299 --> 00:19:40,563
Sounds like your Christmas
luck hasn't changed.
545
00:19:40,865 --> 00:19:42,097
Lazy pirate humor, Ken.
546
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:44,093
And it's still plenty
of time for this to be
547
00:19:44,195 --> 00:19:45,429
the best Christmas ever.
548
00:19:45,531 --> 00:19:47,599
In fact, it very well could
be if everyone joins me
549
00:19:47,701 --> 00:19:49,423
at the Gingerbread Invitational.
550
00:19:49,525 --> 00:19:50,389
Hope to see you all there.
551
00:19:50,725 --> 00:19:52,527
Well, as much as
you can anyways.
552
00:19:52,928 --> 00:19:53,791
Right.
553
00:19:54,868 --> 00:19:56,028
So, when making your
holiday plans,
554
00:19:56,131 --> 00:19:58,163
please don't turn
a blind eye
555
00:19:58,266 --> 00:20:00,956
to the Lackawanna
Gingerbread Invitational.
556
00:20:01,500 --> 00:20:02,296
And we're clear.
557
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:03,956
Right.
558
00:20:04,862 --> 00:20:05,791
Thanks.
559
00:20:07,168 --> 00:20:08,994
So, I kinda feel like
the eye patch really helped
560
00:20:09,096 --> 00:20:10,461
elevate the holiday vibes.
561
00:20:11,694 --> 00:20:13,492
I love you, I love you,
you're my brother.
562
00:20:13,594 --> 00:20:16,027
I love you. I love you.
I love you.
563
00:20:16,129 --> 00:20:17,527
It can only get better.
564
00:20:21,498 --> 00:20:23,362
♪
565
00:20:24,532 --> 00:20:25,430
Mornin'.
566
00:20:25,532 --> 00:20:26,593
Mornin'.
567
00:20:28,297 --> 00:20:29,728
I never pegged you
for a Kappa girl.
568
00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:30,932
Real funny.
569
00:20:31,034 --> 00:20:32,593
Have you seen
the latest headlines, matey?
570
00:20:33,965 --> 00:20:35,659
[laughs] That's good wordplay.
571
00:20:36,334 --> 00:20:37,493
What?
572
00:20:37,596 --> 00:20:38,758
I didn't have a choice, Kate,
the doctor said
573
00:20:38,860 --> 00:20:40,695
I had to wear the eye patch
till this morning.
574
00:20:40,797 --> 00:20:41,857
Which doctor?
575
00:20:43,193 --> 00:20:44,131
Doctor Newbury.
576
00:20:44,531 --> 00:20:45,330
Oh.
577
00:20:45,832 --> 00:20:46,923
You saw Hope again, huh?
578
00:20:48,299 --> 00:20:49,594
-That's very interesting.
-Can I borrow your car?
579
00:20:49,696 --> 00:20:51,165
'Cause I'd love to go get some
clothes so I don't have
580
00:20:51,267 --> 00:20:53,058
to spend the entire holiday
dressed for sorority rush.
581
00:20:53,160 --> 00:20:53,923
Yes, you may.
582
00:20:56,599 --> 00:20:58,264
Thanks. Bye.
583
00:20:58,366 --> 00:20:59,325
Bye.
584
00:20:59,427 --> 00:21:00,956
Get a costume for my party!
585
00:21:01,267 --> 00:21:03,692
♪
586
00:21:08,962 --> 00:21:09,923
[gasps] Ted!
587
00:21:11,266 --> 00:21:13,928
Ladies, this is Ted Cooper,
a student of mine
588
00:21:14,030 --> 00:21:15,565
and a famous weatherman.
589
00:21:15,667 --> 00:21:16,899
What are you ladies up to?
590
00:21:17,001 --> 00:21:18,995
Is there a modeling
convention in town?
591
00:21:19,464 --> 00:21:21,793
This is the walking group
that I told you about.
592
00:21:22,062 --> 00:21:23,163
Care to join us?
593
00:21:23,266 --> 00:21:25,492
Oh, I would love to,
but I gotta rain check.
594
00:21:25,594 --> 00:21:27,360
I lost my suitcase,
so I have to get
595
00:21:27,462 --> 00:21:28,994
some new clothes.
-All by yourself?
596
00:21:29,096 --> 00:21:30,798
[scoffs] Not on our watch.
597
00:21:31,067 --> 00:21:33,528
Ladies, put your
step counters to pause.
598
00:21:34,164 --> 00:21:36,263
-We are going shopping.
-Oh!
599
00:21:36,862 --> 00:21:37,857
Okay.
600
00:21:39,029 --> 00:21:40,431
[disco music plays]
601
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:41,659
Oh, thanks.
602
00:21:42,930 --> 00:21:44,993
That's nice. Ooh.
603
00:21:45,095 --> 00:21:46,430
-And this.
-Snazzy.
604
00:21:46,532 --> 00:21:47,695
Sure.
605
00:21:47,797 --> 00:21:49,089
Casual handsome.
606
00:21:49,191 --> 00:21:50,297
Oh!
607
00:21:50,632 --> 00:21:51,897
Nice. Okay.
608
00:21:51,999 --> 00:21:54,626
I like this.
Casual dressed up.
609
00:21:55,292 --> 00:21:56,595
Oh, okay.
610
00:21:56,697 --> 00:21:57,563
Pants.
611
00:21:57,665 --> 00:21:59,092
And one more.
612
00:21:59,194 --> 00:22:00,494
-Why not?
-Yes.
613
00:22:02,093 --> 00:22:03,263
Okay.
614
00:22:04,796 --> 00:22:06,895
So I hear that an actor's
coming by the station that day
615
00:22:06,997 --> 00:22:08,093
but I don't know who.
616
00:22:08,195 --> 00:22:09,491
A little while later...
617
00:22:09,593 --> 00:22:11,099
I get a little tap
on the shoulder.
618
00:22:11,201 --> 00:22:13,830
And this voice says to me,
almost whispers in my ear.
619
00:22:13,932 --> 00:22:16,197
Excuse me, are you Ted Cooper?
620
00:22:17,127 --> 00:22:18,591
Who could it be?
621
00:22:18,693 --> 00:22:20,856
And who do I see
standing before me?
622
00:22:20,959 --> 00:22:25,394
But the mountain of a man
that is Mark Harmon.
623
00:22:25,496 --> 00:22:28,023
-Oh, my God, wow!
-He smelled incredible.
624
00:22:28,326 --> 00:22:29,527
[laughs] Yeah!
625
00:22:29,830 --> 00:22:31,094
Oh! Hey.
626
00:22:31,197 --> 00:22:32,665
-Hi.
-Hi, Hope. This is uh...
627
00:22:32,767 --> 00:22:34,329
the Lackawanna walking crew.
628
00:22:34,431 --> 00:22:37,491
Crew, this is Hope Newbury,
doctor extraordinaire.
629
00:22:37,593 --> 00:22:38,866
Oh, I don't know
about that, but...
630
00:22:38,968 --> 00:22:40,895
This is the one
I was telling you about.
631
00:22:40,997 --> 00:22:42,327
Hi. Nice to meet you.
632
00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:44,431
Are you just, uh,
getting off work?
633
00:22:44,533 --> 00:22:45,759
I am, yeah.
634
00:22:45,861 --> 00:22:48,858
Just used my last brain cell,
was gonna get a coffee
635
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:52,593
and then bury my face in
a plate of carbs, hopefully.
636
00:22:52,695 --> 00:22:55,895
I did hear there's
a burger deal down the road
637
00:22:55,997 --> 00:22:57,860
at the Fox and Hounds pub.
638
00:22:57,962 --> 00:22:58,795
Two for one.
639
00:22:59,130 --> 00:23:00,756
With all-you-can-eat fries.
640
00:23:00,858 --> 00:23:03,362
Oh, well, you had me
at all-you-can-eat.
641
00:23:03,731 --> 00:23:04,923
[chuckles]
642
00:23:06,496 --> 00:23:08,527
You gonna eat both
those burgers yourself?
643
00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:12,131
Uh, well, I... could...
644
00:23:12,698 --> 00:23:13,923
but I shouldn't.
645
00:23:14,025 --> 00:23:15,593
[laughs] I'm not...
I'm not saying you couldn't,
646
00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:17,897
I was just thinking that
chivalry dictates that
647
00:23:18,233 --> 00:23:19,925
I should probably help
you out with those.
648
00:23:20,027 --> 00:23:21,025
Right.
649
00:23:21,127 --> 00:23:22,164
Let's do it.
650
00:23:24,127 --> 00:23:24,990
Ladies...
651
00:23:25,459 --> 00:23:26,696
it's been a delight.
652
00:23:26,798 --> 00:23:28,428
I will see you soon.
653
00:23:29,533 --> 00:23:30,323
You got that?
654
00:23:30,425 --> 00:23:31,692
Yeah, I think I do.
655
00:23:31,794 --> 00:23:33,423
Can we pop by my car
so I can drop all this off?
656
00:23:33,525 --> 00:23:34,461
Yeah, you might need that.
657
00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:38,263
Got all your stuff?
658
00:23:39,261 --> 00:23:40,893
Wow. Judgey McJudgerson.
659
00:23:40,995 --> 00:23:42,493
No judgment, no.
660
00:23:42,595 --> 00:23:45,261
But I was wondering if
your fan club always
661
00:23:45,363 --> 00:23:47,228
dressed like
retired breakdancers.
662
00:23:47,563 --> 00:23:49,990
[laughs] That's great.
I gotta text them that.
663
00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:51,863
Oh, you have their numbers.
664
00:23:51,965 --> 00:23:53,428
They added me to the group chat.
665
00:23:56,625 --> 00:23:57,999
-After you.
-Thank you.
666
00:24:01,997 --> 00:24:04,193
[group] Hey, Ted Cooper!
667
00:24:04,295 --> 00:24:05,591
[laughs] What's up everybody?
668
00:24:05,693 --> 00:24:07,193
Do you want to, um,
grab us a table
669
00:24:07,295 --> 00:24:08,363
and I'll get us some burgers?
670
00:24:08,832 --> 00:24:10,262
I can do that. Yeah.
671
00:24:10,364 --> 00:24:12,430
Okay, great.
What would you like to drink?
672
00:24:12,532 --> 00:24:13,428
Um...
673
00:24:14,292 --> 00:24:15,190
Christmas ale?
674
00:24:15,292 --> 00:24:15,925
Christmas ale.
675
00:24:16,028 --> 00:24:17,330
I like it.
676
00:24:18,167 --> 00:24:19,690
Hey, can I get two
Christmas ales, please?
677
00:24:20,059 --> 00:24:23,791
♪ ...playing games and
singing Christmas songs ♪
678
00:24:24,864 --> 00:24:27,032
♪ And I've been ♪
679
00:24:29,164 --> 00:24:33,461
♪ Waiting patiently all year ♪
680
00:24:34,196 --> 00:24:36,264
♪ and now that it's here ♪
681
00:24:36,366 --> 00:24:39,659
What I can't believe is
that every single person here...
682
00:24:40,698 --> 00:24:41,657
knew your name.
683
00:24:41,759 --> 00:24:44,197
You're like...
You're, like, that guy.
684
00:24:44,299 --> 00:24:46,490
The... the Norm from Cheers.
That's who you are.
685
00:24:46,592 --> 00:24:48,562
The Norm? Oh, my gosh. Wow.
686
00:24:48,664 --> 00:24:49,695
[laughs]
687
00:24:49,997 --> 00:24:51,091
Well, I grew up here.
688
00:24:51,193 --> 00:24:52,093
Well, so did I.
689
00:24:52,195 --> 00:24:53,432
Yeah, but you moved away.
690
00:24:53,534 --> 00:24:54,659
So did you, and...
691
00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:56,495
I live here now.
692
00:24:56,831 --> 00:24:57,863
You're right.
693
00:24:57,965 --> 00:24:59,430
Kinda sounds like a you issue.
694
00:24:59,532 --> 00:25:00,324
Does it?
695
00:25:00,426 --> 00:25:01,759
ghs] No, I'm kidding.
696
00:25:01,861 --> 00:25:04,156
I come here all the time
whenever I'm back in town, so...
697
00:25:04,859 --> 00:25:06,397
Have you ever thought
about moving back?
698
00:25:07,300 --> 00:25:10,829
Funnily enough, I just got
a job offer in Buffalo.
699
00:25:10,931 --> 00:25:12,156
Hmm. Doing the weather?
700
00:25:12,258 --> 00:25:13,694
Mm-hmm.
701
00:25:13,796 --> 00:25:17,092
Well, that sounds like the...
universe aligning for you.
702
00:25:17,194 --> 00:25:18,659
Yeah. I don't know.
703
00:25:19,798 --> 00:25:21,194
Why? What? Why not?
704
00:25:21,496 --> 00:25:23,593
My producer in Corning,
this guy Jerry,
705
00:25:23,695 --> 00:25:25,765
he gave me an opportunity
right out of grad school
706
00:25:25,867 --> 00:25:27,360
when literally
no one else would.
707
00:25:27,662 --> 00:25:31,058
So, I kinda feel like
I owe my career to him.
708
00:25:31,827 --> 00:25:33,923
And Corning itself
has been great to me, so...
709
00:25:34,963 --> 00:25:36,461
But is Corning home?
710
00:25:37,533 --> 00:25:38,924
No, it is not.
711
00:25:39,026 --> 00:25:42,231
I bet you if you asked every
single person in this bar,
712
00:25:43,134 --> 00:25:45,025
they'd tell you to take
the job in Buffalo.
713
00:25:45,127 --> 00:25:46,123
As would I.
714
00:25:46,459 --> 00:25:47,759
-You would?
-Yeah.
715
00:25:47,861 --> 00:25:50,592
You might find this hard
to understand, given you know
716
00:25:50,694 --> 00:25:52,895
every single person
on a first-name basis
717
00:25:52,997 --> 00:25:54,499
within a five-mile radius.
718
00:25:54,601 --> 00:25:55,865
Oh, thank you very much.
719
00:25:55,967 --> 00:25:57,991
But I haven't had
a lot of time to--
720
00:25:58,094 --> 00:25:58,995
Thank you.
721
00:25:59,097 --> 00:26:00,623
...do much socializing, so...
722
00:26:00,725 --> 00:26:02,329
it'd be nice to see
a friendly face.
723
00:26:05,425 --> 00:26:06,863
Wow. Ruth was right.
724
00:26:06,965 --> 00:26:08,727
These burgers do look amazing.
725
00:26:08,829 --> 00:26:09,861
Ooh...
726
00:26:09,963 --> 00:26:11,223
What? What's wrong?
727
00:26:11,726 --> 00:26:13,262
No, nothing.
It's not a big deal.
728
00:26:13,364 --> 00:26:15,394
I just asked for no mayo
and there's mayo.
729
00:26:15,497 --> 00:26:17,193
Mmm, well, I'm sure they
can fix it for you.
730
00:26:17,295 --> 00:26:18,361
Oh, no, no. It's... it's fine.
731
00:26:18,463 --> 00:26:20,327
The, um... the server
is the owner's kid
732
00:26:20,429 --> 00:26:22,025
and I don't wanna
get her in trouble.
733
00:26:22,127 --> 00:26:23,229
It's all good.
734
00:26:23,332 --> 00:26:24,598
Coop, you've been raving
about these burgers.
735
00:26:24,700 --> 00:26:25,723
Everybody here loves you.
736
00:26:25,825 --> 00:26:27,498
I'm sure they'd love
to fix it for you.
737
00:26:27,600 --> 00:26:28,324
It'd be no problem.
738
00:26:28,426 --> 00:26:29,825
Hope it's fine. Really.
739
00:26:29,927 --> 00:26:32,256
I am having far too good
a time to let a little mayo
740
00:26:32,358 --> 00:26:33,191
bring me down.
741
00:26:33,293 --> 00:26:34,527
Well, let's see it.
742
00:26:42,699 --> 00:26:43,826
Very mayo forward.
743
00:26:43,928 --> 00:26:45,098
[laughs]
744
00:26:46,829 --> 00:26:47,857
[laughs]
745
00:26:51,199 --> 00:26:52,956
Uh, hey, whatever happened
to Matt Kroner?
746
00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:54,263
Oh...
747
00:26:55,696 --> 00:26:57,661
we're gonna bring up old
high school exes, are we?
748
00:26:57,763 --> 00:26:59,232
[grunts]
749
00:26:59,334 --> 00:27:01,160
Throwing you off your game
is about the only chance I have.
750
00:27:01,262 --> 00:27:02,527
I don't think you can do that.
751
00:27:03,592 --> 00:27:05,494
Uh... we broke up in college.
752
00:27:05,829 --> 00:27:08,260
[sarcastically] Oh, no, I was
really rooting for you guys.
753
00:27:08,362 --> 00:27:09,826
-[laughs]
-Why'd you break up?
754
00:27:09,928 --> 00:27:11,031
Oh...
755
00:27:11,133 --> 00:27:13,962
I don't know.
He... would never open up.
756
00:27:14,564 --> 00:27:16,696
I don't know, I keep ending up
in these relationships
757
00:27:16,798 --> 00:27:17,857
with guys that...
758
00:27:18,358 --> 00:27:19,397
you know...
759
00:27:19,733 --> 00:27:20,830
don't fight for it.
760
00:27:21,165 --> 00:27:22,994
I mean, I get it.
I work long hours,
761
00:27:23,096 --> 00:27:24,728
and that's hard, but I...
762
00:27:24,830 --> 00:27:26,199
still, I...
763
00:27:26,301 --> 00:27:27,795
You don't have to tell me.
It's the reason I'm single, too.
764
00:27:28,397 --> 00:27:30,423
Women cannot handle
the hustle and grind
765
00:27:30,525 --> 00:27:32,263
of dating a meteorologist.
766
00:27:34,093 --> 00:27:35,197
Mm-hmm.
767
00:27:36,663 --> 00:27:39,091
You know, you haven't
changed a bit from high school.
768
00:27:39,193 --> 00:27:40,093
That bad, huh?
769
00:27:40,195 --> 00:27:41,830
Not at all... I just...
770
00:27:41,932 --> 00:27:43,461
I mean, you have the same...
771
00:27:44,094 --> 00:27:44,923
You know.
772
00:27:46,133 --> 00:27:47,495
Carefree disposition
as you did in class.
773
00:27:47,597 --> 00:27:49,897
Okay, yeah. Great recovery.
I can go with that. Yeah.
774
00:27:49,999 --> 00:27:51,591
What about you?
You look the same.
775
00:27:51,693 --> 00:27:54,991
Albeit with fewer
emo punk t-shirts.
776
00:27:55,093 --> 00:27:55,999
True.
777
00:27:56,367 --> 00:27:57,397
Uh...
778
00:27:57,733 --> 00:27:58,727
But I feel different.
779
00:27:58,829 --> 00:27:59,656
How so?
780
00:27:59,758 --> 00:28:02,427
Give me the crash course
in Hope.
781
00:28:02,530 --> 00:28:04,359
Five things that are
different about you now
782
00:28:04,461 --> 00:28:05,698
from when you were
in high school.
783
00:28:05,800 --> 00:28:07,199
-Oh, five things.
-Mm-hmm.
784
00:28:07,301 --> 00:28:08,826
Feel free to let it, like,
throw you off your game, too.
785
00:28:08,928 --> 00:28:11,597
Right. Yeah, okay. Five things
that are different about Hope.
786
00:28:11,699 --> 00:28:13,096
Well, for one, I...
787
00:28:13,198 --> 00:28:15,362
I speak three different
languages now.
788
00:28:15,797 --> 00:28:17,027
Wow. Okay.
789
00:28:17,129 --> 00:28:18,597
Oh, I make my own ramen.
790
00:28:18,699 --> 00:28:20,960
And I really enjoy
791
00:28:21,296 --> 00:28:22,928
audio books of romance novels.
792
00:28:23,030 --> 00:28:24,160
Okay, what kind of, uh...
793
00:28:24,262 --> 00:28:25,362
spice level are we talking here?
794
00:28:26,928 --> 00:28:28,862
Well, normally I stick to
a PG 13, but recently I have--
795
00:28:28,964 --> 00:28:30,527
I... I meant the ramen.
796
00:28:32,101 --> 00:28:35,362
Okay. I am a sucker
for an escape room, and...
797
00:28:38,099 --> 00:28:40,993
I played a lot of darts
in med school.
798
00:28:41,295 --> 00:28:42,565
-Did you see that?
-Yeah.
799
00:28:42,967 --> 00:28:44,390
Really feel like Hope
from high school
800
00:28:44,492 --> 00:28:45,424
would've let me win one.
801
00:28:45,526 --> 00:28:47,024
Kinda missing her right now.
802
00:28:47,127 --> 00:28:48,164
[whistles]
803
00:28:48,861 --> 00:28:49,791
Wow.
804
00:28:51,034 --> 00:28:52,329
I guess time flies
when you're having fun.
805
00:28:52,697 --> 00:28:53,659
It does.
806
00:28:54,832 --> 00:28:56,595
Hey, I was thinking...
807
00:28:56,697 --> 00:28:57,757
since...
808
00:28:57,859 --> 00:28:59,693
you know, you're covering
the fundraiser.
809
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:05,995
Um, walk you through whate by
theyou're raising money for?can
810
00:29:06,097 --> 00:29:07,597
Yeah. Yeah, that'd be great.
811
00:29:07,699 --> 00:29:09,791
Okay. It's a, uh...
812
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:11,027
It's a...
813
00:29:11,129 --> 00:29:12,863
uh... an appointment.
814
00:29:12,965 --> 00:29:15,190
[laughs] It's an appointment.
815
00:29:15,292 --> 00:29:16,497
[chuckles] Yeah.
816
00:29:16,599 --> 00:29:17,527
Sounds good.
817
00:29:18,533 --> 00:29:19,527
Good night, Ted.
818
00:29:20,028 --> 00:29:21,032
'Night, Hope.
819
00:29:32,664 --> 00:29:33,758
Oh, no.
820
00:29:34,861 --> 00:29:35,923
No!
821
00:29:36,532 --> 00:29:37,892
[groans]
822
00:29:37,994 --> 00:29:39,098
Come on.
823
00:29:42,262 --> 00:29:43,758
What do I do? What do I do?
824
00:29:46,698 --> 00:29:48,263
Yes. Okay.
825
00:29:50,196 --> 00:29:51,527
[struggling grunts]
Yup.
826
00:29:51,962 --> 00:29:53,090
There we go.
827
00:29:53,192 --> 00:29:54,527
[laughs]
828
00:29:57,194 --> 00:29:58,197
[struggling grunts]
829
00:29:59,127 --> 00:30:00,197
Where are you?
830
00:30:00,833 --> 00:30:02,728
Oh... [laughs] I found you.
831
00:30:02,830 --> 00:30:03,956
There you are.
832
00:30:05,698 --> 00:30:06,923
Hey, fellas.
833
00:30:08,100 --> 00:30:10,023
[Kate] No, I don't wanna
press charges.
834
00:30:10,326 --> 00:30:11,527
He's my brother.
835
00:30:11,629 --> 00:30:13,298
Sorry, ma'am. We couldn't
confirm he was family.
836
00:30:13,734 --> 00:30:14,758
A lot of Coopers out there.
837
00:30:15,192 --> 00:30:16,098
Okay.
838
00:30:17,331 --> 00:30:19,057
I wonder how the big house
has changed him.
839
00:30:19,526 --> 00:30:20,695
We'll bring him right out.
840
00:30:21,331 --> 00:30:23,893
None other than
National Treasure himself,
841
00:30:23,995 --> 00:30:25,262
Mark Harmon.
842
00:30:25,364 --> 00:30:27,325
-[Officer laughs]
-Can you believe that?
843
00:30:27,427 --> 00:30:28,698
Dude even smelled handsome.
844
00:30:28,800 --> 00:30:30,098
I don't know how it's possible.
845
00:30:30,962 --> 00:30:32,859
Ooh! Nice PJs.
846
00:30:32,962 --> 00:30:33,925
Thank you.
847
00:30:34,027 --> 00:30:34,991
Brave.
848
00:30:35,094 --> 00:30:36,123
[chuckles]
849
00:30:36,458 --> 00:30:37,423
That's not funny.
850
00:30:37,525 --> 00:30:39,164
Merry Christmas everybody!
851
00:30:40,167 --> 00:30:42,264
-Merry Christmas, Ted.
-Merry Christmas, Ted.
852
00:30:42,366 --> 00:30:44,363
It's hard enough being
the favorite, but now I have
853
00:30:44,465 --> 00:30:46,830
the pleasure of telling Dad
his baby boy got arrested.
854
00:30:47,166 --> 00:30:48,597
Has the family newsletter
gone out yet?
855
00:30:48,699 --> 00:30:49,362
You're the worst.
856
00:30:49,864 --> 00:30:50,994
And also the best.
857
00:30:51,096 --> 00:30:51,999
Thanks for bailing me out.
858
00:30:53,794 --> 00:30:55,924
All I'm saying is when
it comes to inheritance,
859
00:30:56,026 --> 00:30:58,329
they take things like
a criminal record into account.
860
00:30:58,431 --> 00:31:00,028
By that standard,
you should probably fire me
861
00:31:00,030 --> 00:31:01,329
from promoting the Invitationa
862
00:31:02,799 --> 00:31:04,066
By that standard,
youYou have a good point.me
863
00:31:04,168 --> 00:31:05,865
I mean, I did give the promos
to all of my events
864
00:31:05,967 --> 00:31:07,696
to the unluckiest guy
in the world.
865
00:31:08,132 --> 00:31:09,158
What if I didn't
pick up my phone?
866
00:31:09,260 --> 00:31:10,361
Yeah, but you did.
867
00:31:10,463 --> 00:31:11,828
And outside of some
light incarceration,
868
00:31:11,930 --> 00:31:12,998
I had a great day.
869
00:31:13,100 --> 00:31:14,258
I hung out with Ruth
and her walking crew.
870
00:31:14,360 --> 00:31:15,862
I got a bunch of clothes.
871
00:31:15,964 --> 00:31:17,131
I had dinner with Hope.
872
00:31:17,931 --> 00:31:19,164
You went out with Hope?
873
00:31:19,266 --> 00:31:21,860
Well, I did-- no, no.
I didn't go out with Hope.
874
00:31:22,296 --> 00:31:23,527
Like, I was with Hope, and...
875
00:31:24,358 --> 00:31:25,494
We were out.
876
00:31:26,860 --> 00:31:28,490
Cool your jets, all right.
It was a friendly hang.
877
00:31:28,592 --> 00:31:29,659
But I am seeing her tomorrow.
878
00:31:31,125 --> 00:31:32,195
She's gonna tell me all about
the new children's wing.
879
00:31:32,297 --> 00:31:33,198
I figured it'd be
good for the promos.
880
00:31:33,300 --> 00:31:33,956
Huh.
881
00:31:35,166 --> 00:31:35,696
You know who else
could've told you about
882
00:31:35,798 --> 00:31:36,565
the children's wing?
883
00:31:36,667 --> 00:31:37,698
-Hmm.
-Your sister.
884
00:31:37,800 --> 00:31:38,996
The fundraising coordinator.
885
00:31:39,098 --> 00:31:40,825
Yeah, but she's
just so darn busy.
886
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:42,091
Good night.
887
00:31:42,193 --> 00:31:43,197
Oh, by the way.
888
00:31:44,464 --> 00:31:45,692
The new studio called
while you were in jail.
889
00:31:45,794 --> 00:31:47,893
They wanna talk logistics
about the new promo.
890
00:31:48,228 --> 00:31:49,362
What did you tell them?
891
00:31:52,262 --> 00:31:55,395
Uh... who had Ted goes to jail?
892
00:31:55,731 --> 00:31:57,198
[cheers]
893
00:31:57,300 --> 00:31:59,164
♪
894
00:32:05,095 --> 00:32:06,598
-So, Coop.
-Mm-hmm.
895
00:32:06,700 --> 00:32:07,659
He's not really your type.
896
00:32:08,028 --> 00:32:08,892
Oh, yeah?
897
00:32:08,994 --> 00:32:09,761
Yeah.
898
00:32:09,863 --> 00:32:10,995
What's my type?
899
00:32:11,097 --> 00:32:12,829
Nice car, well-groomed beard.
900
00:32:13,164 --> 00:32:14,728
-Oh...
-Emotionally unavailable.
901
00:32:14,830 --> 00:32:15,991
[chuckles] Yeah.
902
00:32:16,461 --> 00:32:17,990
Complete opposite of my type.
903
00:32:18,292 --> 00:32:19,191
Which is?
904
00:32:19,293 --> 00:32:21,095
Ooh, tall, muscular.
905
00:32:21,197 --> 00:32:23,025
-Really into Taylor Swift.
-Uh-huh.
906
00:32:23,127 --> 00:32:24,089
Worships me.
907
00:32:24,191 --> 00:32:25,162
Mmm.
908
00:32:25,264 --> 00:32:27,461
I have not met him yet,
sure, but...
909
00:32:28,525 --> 00:32:29,824
-He's out there.
-Yeah.
910
00:32:30,227 --> 00:32:31,263
I believe it.
911
00:32:32,125 --> 00:32:33,162
Hey.
912
00:32:33,264 --> 00:32:34,192
Oh, look at that,
it's our hospital's
913
00:32:34,294 --> 00:32:35,527
most valuable customer.
914
00:32:35,629 --> 00:32:37,089
What can I say? I love
to support local business.
915
00:32:37,191 --> 00:32:38,494
Mmm.
916
00:32:38,596 --> 00:32:39,761
All right, well,
I'm gonna go do my job, so...
917
00:32:39,863 --> 00:32:40,765
See ya, Coop.
918
00:32:40,867 --> 00:32:41,824
Bye, Syd.
Good to see you again.
919
00:32:42,963 --> 00:32:43,858
Ready for the tour?
920
00:32:44,160 --> 00:32:44,758
Oh, yeah.
921
00:32:45,968 --> 00:32:47,531
It's gonna be 20 more rooms.
All private.
922
00:32:47,833 --> 00:32:49,793
Um, two more operating rooms
923
00:32:50,229 --> 00:32:51,994
and a garden on the roof.
924
00:32:52,096 --> 00:32:53,198
-On the roof?
-Yeah.
925
00:32:53,300 --> 00:32:54,089
Wow.
926
00:32:54,191 --> 00:32:55,261
Oh.
927
00:32:55,363 --> 00:32:57,895
Hospitals can be
a scary place for kids.
928
00:32:57,997 --> 00:33:00,196
Well, everyone... really.
929
00:33:00,298 --> 00:33:02,032
You try to make it
as comfort as possible.
930
00:33:04,193 --> 00:33:05,262
-Hi.
-Hi.
931
00:33:05,364 --> 00:33:07,191
Amelia wanted to come
and say thank you.
932
00:33:07,293 --> 00:33:08,758
Oh, you're welcome.
933
00:33:09,663 --> 00:33:10,665
ASL?
934
00:33:10,767 --> 00:33:12,223
-My father was deaf.
-Oh.
935
00:33:12,626 --> 00:33:15,329
Amelia made gingerbread cookies.
936
00:33:21,434 --> 00:33:22,692
Mmm! Amelia.
937
00:33:23,667 --> 00:33:25,032
Delicious. Thank you.
938
00:33:28,529 --> 00:33:30,025
She's wondering if
you'd like to try one.
939
00:33:30,394 --> 00:33:32,131
Absolutely. I would love to.
940
00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:33,362
Mmm!
941
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:36,626
Mmm!
942
00:33:37,358 --> 00:33:39,032
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
943
00:33:40,125 --> 00:33:40,956
Hmm?
944
00:33:43,525 --> 00:33:44,428
Is that peanut butter?
945
00:33:46,696 --> 00:33:47,599
Yes.
946
00:33:47,701 --> 00:33:48,956
It's her secret ingredient.
947
00:33:49,532 --> 00:33:50,527
Is it?
948
00:33:55,625 --> 00:33:57,164
[clears throat] Wow, that is...
949
00:33:57,997 --> 00:34:02,925
That is very, very good.
950
00:34:03,027 --> 00:34:03,956
[grunts]
951
00:34:07,598 --> 00:34:09,423
Thanks for everything, Hope.
I know I didn't get a chance
952
00:34:09,525 --> 00:34:10,924
earlier to say, but, uh...
953
00:34:11,026 --> 00:34:12,693
I'm really sorry to hear about
the passing of your dad.
954
00:34:12,995 --> 00:34:15,265
And if you ever need anything,
please let Ron and I know, okay?
955
00:34:15,367 --> 00:34:16,360
I will.
956
00:34:16,462 --> 00:34:17,593
-Merry Christmas.
-Merry Christmas.
957
00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:20,826
Hope, I'm so sorry.
958
00:34:21,296 --> 00:34:22,423
I didn't know about your dad.
959
00:34:22,525 --> 00:34:24,325
Oh, well, I didn't...
960
00:34:24,627 --> 00:34:26,396
talk about it.
I don't talk about it.
961
00:34:27,132 --> 00:34:30,256
It's why I came back
to Lackawanna.
962
00:34:30,358 --> 00:34:31,356
Yeah. [exhales]
963
00:34:31,659 --> 00:34:33,094
I knew he wasn't doing so well.
964
00:34:33,197 --> 00:34:34,423
-So he, um...
-[clears throat]
965
00:34:34,525 --> 00:34:35,694
died three months ago.
966
00:34:35,797 --> 00:34:36,893
[grunting]
967
00:34:36,995 --> 00:34:38,094
He... you okay?
968
00:34:38,196 --> 00:34:39,598
No. I'm so sorry about all that.
969
00:34:39,700 --> 00:34:40,865
Do you have an EpiPen?
970
00:34:40,967 --> 00:34:42,426
Are you allergic
to peanut butter?
971
00:34:42,528 --> 00:34:44,296
-Yes, massively.
-Give me the cookie.
972
00:34:45,697 --> 00:34:46,791
[groans]
973
00:34:48,193 --> 00:34:49,027
Doesn't hurt.
974
00:34:49,129 --> 00:34:50,791
Your face is swelling.
975
00:34:51,125 --> 00:34:52,164
Why...
976
00:34:52,832 --> 00:34:54,065
would you eat the cookie?
977
00:34:54,734 --> 00:34:55,999
Okay, first of all, Hope...
978
00:34:56,101 --> 00:34:59,156
Who puts peanut butter
in a gingerbread cookie?
979
00:34:59,459 --> 00:35:00,526
No one. That's who.
980
00:35:00,628 --> 00:35:02,325
Also, what agonna do,
spit it out? Really?
981
00:35:02,427 --> 00:35:04,024
Did you see her big doe eyes?
982
00:35:04,393 --> 00:35:05,563
Arm in a little cast.
983
00:35:05,665 --> 00:35:06,430
Not a chance.
984
00:35:06,532 --> 00:35:07,594
[scoffs]
985
00:35:07,696 --> 00:35:08,626
Ted.
986
00:35:10,499 --> 00:35:11,362
[sighs]
987
00:35:12,761 --> 00:35:15,498
I was gonna go home
and finally decorate, but...
988
00:35:15,834 --> 00:35:17,192
now we're gonna
have to keep you
989
00:35:17,294 --> 00:35:18,659
under close observation.
990
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:21,123
Oh, do you?
991
00:35:21,726 --> 00:35:23,290
No, we actually do.
It's, it's...
992
00:35:23,693 --> 00:35:25,190
-Protocol.
-Oh, it's protocol. Yup.
993
00:35:25,559 --> 00:35:27,263
Understood. Uh... well...
994
00:35:27,930 --> 00:35:28,956
I could help you.
995
00:35:29,498 --> 00:35:30,258
Hmm.
996
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:31,760
♪ La la la, la la la ♪
997
00:35:31,862 --> 00:35:32,791
Okay.
998
00:35:33,832 --> 00:35:35,527
Start this guy up top.
999
00:35:39,525 --> 00:35:40,425
-Feeding.
-Feeding.
1000
00:35:40,527 --> 00:35:42,032
-Feeding. Feeding.
-[Hope laughs]
1001
00:35:44,192 --> 00:35:45,258
[laughs]
1002
00:35:45,360 --> 00:35:46,793
Let's go decorate a tree.
1003
00:35:47,229 --> 00:35:49,028
♪ Nothing I wouldn't do ♪
1004
00:35:49,397 --> 00:35:50,994
♪ Please make
my wish come true ♪
1005
00:35:51,096 --> 00:35:52,698
♪ Got 99 presents ♪
1006
00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:55,324
♪ But I only want you ♪
1007
00:35:55,426 --> 00:35:56,863
♪ Got 99 presents ♪
1008
00:35:56,965 --> 00:35:59,659
♪ But I only want you ♪
1009
00:36:09,698 --> 00:36:11,523
What do I smell?
1010
00:36:11,625 --> 00:36:13,460
Is that frosting and anxiety?
1011
00:36:13,729 --> 00:36:16,025
The costume party is tonight
and I have 7,000 things
1012
00:36:16,127 --> 00:36:16,893
I need to do.
1013
00:36:16,995 --> 00:36:17,764
How can I help?
1014
00:36:17,866 --> 00:36:18,999
[gasps] I'm so glad you asked.
1015
00:36:19,101 --> 00:36:20,527
You can call Hope and
invite her to the party.
1016
00:36:21,460 --> 00:36:22,527
She wants you to ask her out.
1017
00:36:23,292 --> 00:36:24,057
How do you know?
1018
00:36:24,459 --> 00:36:25,231
Because she likes you.
1019
00:36:25,567 --> 00:36:26,498
You think so?
1020
00:36:26,600 --> 00:36:28,595
I am pretty likable.
1021
00:36:28,698 --> 00:36:29,791
Call her.
1022
00:36:30,862 --> 00:36:31,626
Ouch.
1023
00:36:42,995 --> 00:36:44,164
[timer rings]
1024
00:36:52,526 --> 00:36:54,023
That was a long conversation.
1025
00:36:54,125 --> 00:36:54,857
Hmm?
1026
00:36:56,266 --> 00:36:57,864
Yeah, whew, she is, uh...
quite the chatterbox.
1027
00:36:58,466 --> 00:37:00,728
She said she's, um, gonna see
what time she gets off work
1028
00:37:00,830 --> 00:37:02,025
and try to come.
1029
00:37:02,127 --> 00:37:02,956
What's wrong?
1030
00:37:04,427 --> 00:37:05,431
[high pitched] Nothing's wrong.
1031
00:37:05,533 --> 00:37:06,494
You're sweating.
1032
00:37:07,797 --> 00:37:09,026
I'm warm.
1033
00:37:09,128 --> 00:37:10,060
It's 30 degrees out.
1034
00:37:10,396 --> 00:37:12,164
I'm an athlete, Kate,
I run hot.
1035
00:37:17,594 --> 00:37:19,494
I'm an athlete, Kate,
so I run hot.
1036
00:37:20,129 --> 00:37:21,963
Shady, shady brother.
1037
00:37:22,399 --> 00:37:24,527
No voicemail, no voicemail,
no voice... [inhales]
1038
00:37:26,261 --> 00:37:27,694
Hey. What's up, Hope?
1039
00:37:27,797 --> 00:37:28,892
It's Ted.
1040
00:37:28,994 --> 00:37:29,895
Cooper.
1041
00:37:29,997 --> 00:37:31,323
From high school and...
1042
00:37:31,425 --> 00:37:33,159
earlier this week.
1043
00:37:33,261 --> 00:37:35,197
And your dreams. Nope.
1044
00:37:36,296 --> 00:37:38,258
Hey, what's up, Ted?
It's Hope.
1045
00:37:38,360 --> 00:37:40,191
Nope. Come on, be a human.
1046
00:37:40,293 --> 00:37:41,558
No, no, no, no, no.
1047
00:37:41,660 --> 00:37:44,792
'Sup, girl?
It's your boy, TC... eww.
1048
00:37:45,061 --> 00:37:46,429
No, no.
1049
00:37:46,531 --> 00:37:48,494
You got this. You got this!
Easy breezy, easy breezy.
1050
00:37:52,358 --> 00:37:53,659
Hey, what's up?
1051
00:37:54,994 --> 00:37:56,131
Oh, no.
1052
00:37:56,532 --> 00:37:57,758
Come on!
1053
00:37:58,258 --> 00:37:59,329
[groans]
1054
00:38:07,197 --> 00:38:09,329
Hi, Hope.
This is Kate Cooper.
1055
00:38:09,795 --> 00:38:11,391
♪
1056
00:38:11,693 --> 00:38:14,098
♪ I've never had
so much fun ♪
1057
00:38:15,261 --> 00:38:17,032
♪ on Christmas Day♪
1058
00:38:17,500 --> 00:38:18,899
[doorbell rings]
1059
00:38:19,001 --> 00:38:20,659
♪ never seen it done
this way... ♪
1060
00:38:21,367 --> 00:38:22,263
Hope!
1061
00:38:25,533 --> 00:38:27,192
Hey! Wow.
1062
00:38:27,294 --> 00:38:29,059
Awesome Scrooge costume.
1063
00:38:29,561 --> 00:38:31,265
[in British accent]
Costume you say?
1064
00:38:31,367 --> 00:38:32,493
[laughs]
1065
00:38:32,595 --> 00:38:35,097
I worked on that
the whole... whole way here.
1066
00:38:35,199 --> 00:38:37,599
I love that you
arrived in character, uh...
1067
00:38:37,701 --> 00:38:40,025
But why are you here right now?
1068
00:38:40,127 --> 00:38:41,260
Kate called me.
1069
00:38:41,362 --> 00:38:42,728
She said there was
a costume party.
1070
00:38:42,830 --> 00:38:43,759
I had to come.
1071
00:38:43,861 --> 00:38:44,727
Oh!
1072
00:38:44,829 --> 00:38:45,932
Did she?
1073
00:38:46,034 --> 00:38:47,858
Yeah. Okay.
Well, that's... that's great.
1074
00:38:47,960 --> 00:38:49,696
No, it's just that the...
uh, the party doesn't start
1075
00:38:49,798 --> 00:38:50,727
for another hour.
1076
00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:51,826
Oh...
1077
00:38:52,329 --> 00:38:54,132
Uh... I thought you said 6:00.
1078
00:38:54,467 --> 00:38:55,795
Huh? I did?
1079
00:38:56,164 --> 00:38:57,999
Oh, I... I thought I said 7:00.
1080
00:38:58,534 --> 00:38:59,723
I don't think so.
1081
00:38:59,825 --> 00:39:02,494
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I, uh, I meant 7:00.
1082
00:39:02,995 --> 00:39:04,158
Oops. [chuckles]
1083
00:39:04,260 --> 00:39:05,191
[Ted scoffs] Oops.
1084
00:39:05,293 --> 00:39:06,527
-Carry on.
-Uh-huh.
1085
00:39:06,962 --> 00:39:08,196
Yeah. Her...
1086
00:39:08,298 --> 00:39:09,727
[in British accent]
Come on in, milady.
1087
00:39:09,829 --> 00:39:10,626
Uh...
1088
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:15,995
I regret the accent.
1089
00:39:16,297 --> 00:39:18,398
No, I... I respected
the commitment.
1090
00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:19,994
[both laugh]
1091
00:39:20,096 --> 00:39:21,030
Will you give me a minute?
1092
00:39:21,132 --> 00:39:22,659
I have to talk to
Kate real quick.
1093
00:39:24,494 --> 00:39:26,659
-[whispering] Go, go, go...
-Ow!
1094
00:39:27,460 --> 00:39:28,865
-What?
-What are you doing?
1095
00:39:28,967 --> 00:39:30,192
You didn't invite her
to the party.
1096
00:39:30,294 --> 00:39:31,161
How do you know that?
1097
00:39:31,263 --> 00:39:32,360
Because I saw
the screen footage
1098
00:39:32,462 --> 00:39:33,863
of you leaving her
a thousand messages.
1099
00:39:33,965 --> 00:39:35,559
That is an invasion of privacy.
1100
00:39:35,662 --> 00:39:38,492
You pick the one place
on the entire property
1101
00:39:38,594 --> 00:39:39,860
that's right in front
of the camera.
1102
00:39:40,162 --> 00:39:41,398
And what I saw, Ted...
1103
00:39:41,700 --> 00:39:42,890
it was bone-chilling.
1104
00:39:42,992 --> 00:39:45,558
It was like watching a car
accident in slow motion.
1105
00:39:45,660 --> 00:39:47,565
I froze up!
I didn't know what to say.
1106
00:39:47,667 --> 00:39:48,895
It's because you like her.
1107
00:39:48,997 --> 00:39:50,159
Oh, of course I like her!
1108
00:39:50,261 --> 00:39:51,360
Have you seen her? Kate.
1109
00:39:51,462 --> 00:39:53,159
She's smart and funny
and beautiful.
1110
00:39:53,261 --> 00:39:54,659
And she's great with kids.
1111
00:39:55,562 --> 00:39:57,724
Why are you trying so hard
to set us up?
1112
00:39:57,826 --> 00:39:59,490
Because I am your sister,
and I love you,
1113
00:39:59,592 --> 00:40:00,829
and I want you to be happy!
1114
00:40:00,931 --> 00:40:02,363
Fine. I love you, too.
1115
00:40:02,732 --> 00:40:03,659
Get out there.
1116
00:40:05,599 --> 00:40:06,527
[exhales]
1117
00:40:08,533 --> 00:40:09,758
-Hey.
-Hi.
1118
00:40:11,367 --> 00:40:12,892
It's so nice that your sister
still lives in your family home.
1119
00:40:12,994 --> 00:40:16,089
Yeah, she bought it from my dad
when he retired to Arizona.
1120
00:40:16,191 --> 00:40:16,993
Oh.
1121
00:40:17,095 --> 00:40:18,991
Well, tell him hi.
1122
00:40:19,460 --> 00:40:21,499
Not that he'll remember me.
1123
00:40:21,601 --> 00:40:22,592
Who could forget you?
1124
00:40:22,694 --> 00:40:24,698
Look what I found.
Mind if I take a look?
1125
00:40:24,800 --> 00:40:26,462
-Go for it.
-Our yearbook.
1126
00:40:27,031 --> 00:40:28,362
[Hope] It's been a minute.
1127
00:40:28,964 --> 00:40:30,330
[Ted] Oh. Uh... what?
1128
00:40:31,333 --> 00:40:33,732
What... what is... what is...
what is your quote?
1129
00:40:33,834 --> 00:40:35,159
-Hmm.
-"I'll spread my wings.
1130
00:40:35,261 --> 00:40:36,262
"I'll learn how to fly.
1131
00:40:36,364 --> 00:40:38,498
"I'll do what it takes
to touch the sky."
1132
00:40:38,600 --> 00:40:40,525
Kelly Clarkson. Mmm.
1133
00:40:40,627 --> 00:40:41,924
I'm really regretting
that one now.
1134
00:40:42,026 --> 00:40:42,730
Mmm.
1135
00:40:42,832 --> 00:40:43,758
Okay, let's see yours.
1136
00:40:45,200 --> 00:40:47,730
"Certainty of death.
Small chance of success.
1137
00:40:47,832 --> 00:40:49,098
"What are we waiting for?"
1138
00:40:49,532 --> 00:40:50,528
Gimli.
1139
00:40:50,964 --> 00:40:52,358
-Who's Gimli?
-What?
1140
00:40:52,727 --> 00:40:54,323
Are you kidding?
From Lord of the Rings.
1141
00:40:54,425 --> 00:40:56,324
Brave warrior dwarf.
1142
00:40:56,426 --> 00:40:57,496
Loyal. Stubborn. What?
1143
00:40:57,865 --> 00:40:58,923
Mmm. I could see that.
1144
00:41:00,191 --> 00:41:01,297
Okay.
1145
00:41:01,566 --> 00:41:02,496
Nice burn.
1146
00:41:02,599 --> 00:41:03,561
All right.
1147
00:41:04,130 --> 00:41:06,159
Hope Newbury. Most popular.
1148
00:41:06,261 --> 00:41:07,730
Smartest. Most talented.
1149
00:41:07,832 --> 00:41:09,792
Most likely to succeed.
1150
00:41:10,861 --> 00:41:13,257
Were you on the yearbook staff?
That feels excessive.
1151
00:41:13,359 --> 00:41:15,190
[laughs] Yeah. Okay.
1152
00:41:15,292 --> 00:41:16,862
Ted Cooper.
1153
00:41:17,231 --> 00:41:18,895
Most likely to report
the weather
1154
00:41:18,997 --> 00:41:20,956
at a mid-sized TV station.
1155
00:41:21,965 --> 00:41:24,131
That is bizarrely accurate.
1156
00:41:24,432 --> 00:41:25,263
Wow.
1157
00:41:29,667 --> 00:41:31,528
Aww, look at these cuties.
1158
00:41:31,630 --> 00:41:32,399
Ooh.
1159
00:41:32,735 --> 00:41:34,027
Still how we are to this day.
1160
00:41:34,129 --> 00:41:35,323
Us against the world.
1161
00:41:35,425 --> 00:41:36,528
You two seem close.
1162
00:41:36,831 --> 00:41:37,956
Yeah, we are.
1163
00:41:39,466 --> 00:41:41,263
Kate kinda pulled double duty
as big sister and parent.
1164
00:41:41,828 --> 00:41:42,599
Oh.
1165
00:41:42,701 --> 00:41:44,866
Our mom left when we were young,
1166
00:41:44,968 --> 00:41:47,362
so she really stepped up
and helped raise me.
1167
00:41:47,731 --> 00:41:50,596
To this day, she still blames me
for her premature frown lines.
1168
00:41:50,698 --> 00:41:52,197
[laughs] Okay.
1169
00:41:57,358 --> 00:41:58,329
You were...
1170
00:41:59,458 --> 00:42:01,164
cute in high school.
1171
00:42:03,093 --> 00:42:03,956
I was?
1172
00:42:05,765 --> 00:42:06,857
I mean, I think...
1173
00:42:08,097 --> 00:42:10,197
we might have gotten along.
1174
00:42:10,533 --> 00:42:11,525
Given...
1175
00:42:11,627 --> 00:42:13,932
you drew a big
red heart around my face.
1176
00:42:14,034 --> 00:42:16,027
Is that... what...
is that what that is?
1177
00:42:16,129 --> 00:42:17,363
Yeah, that's what it is.
1178
00:42:17,732 --> 00:42:19,197
Whoo. [chuckles]
1179
00:42:20,766 --> 00:42:21,956
Why didn't you ask me out?
1180
00:42:23,297 --> 00:42:25,027
Did you not see
the superlatives page?
1181
00:42:25,396 --> 00:42:27,532
I loved AV club
and science fair.
1182
00:42:27,901 --> 00:42:30,360
It literally never
occurred to me
1183
00:42:30,729 --> 00:42:32,923
that a girl like you
would be into a guy like me.
1184
00:42:33,531 --> 00:42:34,527
Hmm.
1185
00:42:38,259 --> 00:42:39,197
Well, I...
1186
00:42:39,830 --> 00:42:40,692
I would've.
1187
00:42:44,268 --> 00:42:46,692
Really wishing we'd had this
conversation when we were 18.
1188
00:42:47,191 --> 00:42:48,263
Mmm.
1189
00:42:51,292 --> 00:42:52,362
Are you still?
1190
00:42:54,995 --> 00:42:55,824
Still what?
1191
00:42:57,101 --> 00:42:59,494
Into guys who love AV club
and science fair?
1192
00:43:03,325 --> 00:43:04,424
[doorbell rings]
1193
00:43:04,526 --> 00:43:06,461
[Kate] Ted, can you get that?
1194
00:43:07,359 --> 00:43:08,527
-Okay.
-Yeah!
1195
00:43:09,194 --> 00:43:10,527
Let me grab my hat.
1196
00:43:13,597 --> 00:43:16,527
♪
1197
00:43:18,128 --> 00:43:20,494
Oh... Jacob Marley!
1198
00:43:21,261 --> 00:43:22,190
-Hi, everybody.
-Hi!
1199
00:43:22,292 --> 00:43:23,028
Come on in.
1200
00:43:23,130 --> 00:43:24,599
Drinks and snacks in the back.
1201
00:43:24,701 --> 00:43:26,356
Dance floor is in the barn.
1202
00:43:26,458 --> 00:43:28,499
Howdy. Ooh! Milady.
1203
00:43:28,601 --> 00:43:30,492
Sure thing. Hi. Okay.
1204
00:43:30,594 --> 00:43:32,390
Did you all drive
in the same car?
1205
00:43:32,492 --> 00:43:33,859
-And, and...
-Wow.
1206
00:43:33,962 --> 00:43:35,024
Party bus.
1207
00:43:35,127 --> 00:43:36,263
Clown car.
1208
00:43:36,963 --> 00:43:38,626
[dance music plays]
1209
00:43:39,092 --> 00:43:41,296
♪
1210
00:43:41,832 --> 00:43:43,663
[upbeat dance music]
1211
00:43:43,765 --> 00:43:45,658
♪ Hear 'em sing ♪
1212
00:43:45,760 --> 00:43:49,696
♪ Skating through
the town so merrily ♪
1213
00:43:49,798 --> 00:43:51,423
♪ Joy to you ♪
1214
00:43:51,525 --> 00:43:53,192
♪ As a joy to me ♪
1215
00:43:53,294 --> 00:43:55,398
Now, this is a party.
1216
00:43:55,700 --> 00:43:57,494
See what I mean, girls?
1217
00:43:58,094 --> 00:43:59,494
[Ted] Ruth!
1218
00:44:00,766 --> 00:44:02,628
Hey. Wow, you look great.
1219
00:44:03,164 --> 00:44:04,863
You look pretty cool yourself.
1220
00:44:04,965 --> 00:44:06,759
Thanks. Yeah. Hi, everyone!
1221
00:44:06,861 --> 00:44:07,857
Ooh!
1222
00:44:10,192 --> 00:44:14,893
What is it like being big sister
to New York's most likable man?
1223
00:44:14,995 --> 00:44:16,091
Exhausting.
1224
00:44:16,193 --> 00:44:17,329
[Kate laughs]
1225
00:44:20,294 --> 00:44:21,431
Is he always like this?
1226
00:44:21,533 --> 00:44:22,594
Pretty much.
1227
00:44:22,696 --> 00:44:24,531
♪
1228
00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:27,430
He just always likes to see
the good in the world, you know?
1229
00:44:27,532 --> 00:44:29,000
Yeah.
1230
00:44:29,102 --> 00:44:30,898
[Hope] Well, it's admirable.
I think I could...
1231
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:32,923
use a little more
of that in my life.
1232
00:44:35,928 --> 00:44:36,923
Okay.
1233
00:44:37,828 --> 00:44:39,065
Hi.
1234
00:44:39,167 --> 00:44:40,599
Check out Tiny Tim
tearing up the dance floor.
1235
00:44:40,701 --> 00:44:42,659
I know! We were just saying.
1236
00:44:44,931 --> 00:44:45,932
Who... who even is he?
1237
00:44:46,034 --> 00:44:47,531
-Where is he from?
-Do you know him, Kate?
1238
00:44:47,633 --> 00:44:49,025
He's from my office.
1239
00:44:49,127 --> 00:44:50,858
[crowd cheering]
1240
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,892
Losing the stick.
Oh, my gosh.
1241
00:44:53,994 --> 00:44:54,931
Go, Tim!
1242
00:44:55,033 --> 00:44:56,529
I don't think he needs
that crutch.
1243
00:44:56,632 --> 00:44:57,497
[cheering]
1244
00:44:57,599 --> 00:45:00,164
Nicely done!
1245
00:45:00,665 --> 00:45:02,461
[Ted] Whoo!
1246
00:45:03,128 --> 00:45:04,194
All right, you two.
1247
00:45:04,296 --> 00:45:05,727
-It's time for you...
-No, no.
1248
00:45:05,829 --> 00:45:07,663
to get out on the dance floor
and show Tim how it's done.
1249
00:45:07,765 --> 00:45:08,863
I can't, I cannot.
1250
00:45:08,965 --> 00:45:10,160
Gotta show Tim how it's done.
1251
00:45:10,262 --> 00:45:11,692
You show him how it's done.
1252
00:45:12,628 --> 00:45:15,430
♪ On Vixen, on Comet,
on Cupid... ♪
1253
00:45:15,532 --> 00:45:16,833
[laughs]
1254
00:45:16,935 --> 00:45:19,595
♪ On Blitzen, on Dasher
on Dancer ♪
1255
00:45:19,697 --> 00:45:20,791
Mm-hmm.
1256
00:45:21,834 --> 00:45:23,264
Watch, I go low
with it, too.
1257
00:45:23,366 --> 00:45:24,260
Ooh!
1258
00:45:24,362 --> 00:45:25,659
-But then I come back up.
-Yeah.
1259
00:45:27,092 --> 00:45:28,659
Whoo! Turn it to a slow song.
Turn it to a slow song.
1260
00:45:30,534 --> 00:45:32,527
♪ So sweet love ♪
1261
00:45:33,527 --> 00:45:35,791
♪ I would tell her right now ♪
1262
00:45:38,698 --> 00:45:39,697
Shall we?
1263
00:45:39,799 --> 00:45:41,329
♪ I'm a lucky man ♪
1264
00:45:42,464 --> 00:45:45,191
♪ So, let's keep playing
the way we are ♪
1265
00:45:45,861 --> 00:45:47,956
Is this your first time
dancing with the snowman?
1266
00:45:48,962 --> 00:45:49,956
It is, yes.
1267
00:45:50,931 --> 00:45:52,398
How is it going so far?
1268
00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:54,123
[Kate laughs]
1269
00:45:54,860 --> 00:45:56,826
It's your first time dancing
with a Scrooge?
1270
00:45:57,162 --> 00:45:58,595
Weirdly enough, no.
1271
00:45:58,697 --> 00:46:00,164
[laughs]
1272
00:46:01,527 --> 00:46:04,791
♪... and it's a long road ♪
1273
00:46:06,432 --> 00:46:10,263
♪
1274
00:46:20,294 --> 00:46:21,956
Thank you. I had a...
1275
00:46:22,559 --> 00:46:23,926
really nice time tonight.
1276
00:46:24,028 --> 00:46:25,527
Yeah. Me too.
1277
00:46:27,125 --> 00:46:27,956
Hey.
1278
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:30,956
I was thinking, um...
1279
00:46:31,532 --> 00:46:32,461
If...
1280
00:46:33,698 --> 00:46:34,956
Uh, um...
1281
00:46:37,699 --> 00:46:38,856
Err... never mind.
1282
00:46:38,959 --> 00:46:42,494
I... I bet you... you probably
gotta get going.
1283
00:46:43,830 --> 00:46:44,825
Well, I don't...
1284
00:46:45,394 --> 00:46:46,660
I don't have to go this...
1285
00:46:47,129 --> 00:46:48,828
like, this very second.
1286
00:46:48,930 --> 00:46:50,028
-Oh.
-I mean...
1287
00:46:50,131 --> 00:46:51,126
-If there's...
-I was just...
1288
00:46:51,395 --> 00:46:52,364
-Oh, you go.
-What, wait...
1289
00:46:52,733 --> 00:46:53,863
-Okay.
-No... [laughs]
1290
00:46:53,965 --> 00:46:55,596
It, uh... it's... it's nothing.
1291
00:46:55,698 --> 00:46:56,758
I can wait.
1292
00:46:57,962 --> 00:46:58,956
You sure?
1293
00:47:00,763 --> 00:47:01,659
Yeah.
1294
00:47:02,994 --> 00:47:03,659
Okay.
1295
00:47:10,367 --> 00:47:11,527
[sighs]
1296
00:47:16,599 --> 00:47:17,527
Night, Ted.
1297
00:47:17,962 --> 00:47:19,098
Night, Hope.
1298
00:47:23,929 --> 00:47:24,923
[exhales]
1299
00:47:29,697 --> 00:47:30,791
[sighs]
1300
00:47:42,930 --> 00:47:43,857
[knocking on door]
1301
00:47:48,531 --> 00:47:49,429
Hi.
1302
00:47:49,531 --> 00:47:50,362
Hi.
1303
00:47:51,595 --> 00:47:53,190
I meant to ask you
something at the party,
1304
00:47:53,292 --> 00:47:54,923
but I, um...
1305
00:47:55,434 --> 00:47:56,494
chickened out.
1306
00:48:10,528 --> 00:48:12,791
That was the extent
of my ASL, so...
1307
00:48:13,192 --> 00:48:14,263
[laughs]
1308
00:48:15,594 --> 00:48:17,362
-Is that a yes?
-Yes, that was a...
1309
00:48:19,863 --> 00:48:21,197
that was a yes.
1310
00:48:23,594 --> 00:48:25,723
[Ted] Okay. So far,
we have a...
1311
00:48:25,825 --> 00:48:27,261
intimate trip to
a scrapbooking store,
1312
00:48:27,363 --> 00:48:28,898
and Salisbury steak,
and bingo night.
1313
00:48:29,000 --> 00:48:30,830
Do we have any other
date suggestions?
1314
00:48:31,132 --> 00:48:33,162
Don't limit yourself
to Lackawanna.
1315
00:48:33,264 --> 00:48:35,164
Maybe get out of town
for the day.
1316
00:48:35,797 --> 00:48:37,059
Get out...
1317
00:48:37,561 --> 00:48:39,396
Ruth Mittens,
you magnificent angel.
1318
00:48:39,899 --> 00:48:41,032
You just gave me an idea.
1319
00:48:44,300 --> 00:48:47,131
♪
1320
00:48:49,292 --> 00:48:50,527
-Hi.
-Hi.
1321
00:48:50,861 --> 00:48:51,793
Wow.
1322
00:48:52,129 --> 00:48:53,164
You clean up nicely.
1323
00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:55,893
Oh! I, uh... I just, um...
1324
00:48:56,229 --> 00:48:58,257
went with Christmas theme.
1325
00:48:58,359 --> 00:49:00,397
You look nice, too.
1326
00:49:00,732 --> 00:49:02,093
Thanks. You ready?
1327
00:49:02,195 --> 00:49:03,790
Yeah. What are we doing?
1328
00:49:04,226 --> 00:49:06,693
I thought we'd have a little,
uh, fancy dinner at Chez Henry.
1329
00:49:07,028 --> 00:49:07,991
Chez Henry?
1330
00:49:08,093 --> 00:49:08,861
Mm-hmm.
1331
00:49:08,963 --> 00:49:10,094
Oh, I should change.
1332
00:49:10,196 --> 00:49:11,595
No, I'm just kidding with you.
1333
00:49:11,697 --> 00:49:13,362
You're actually perfectly
dressed for what we're gonna do.
1334
00:49:14,593 --> 00:49:15,991
-Okay.
-You're gonna love it.
1335
00:49:16,093 --> 00:49:16,825
Okay.
1336
00:49:17,327 --> 00:49:18,659
-Ready?
-Yep. Okay.
1337
00:49:20,694 --> 00:49:22,296
You're comfortable
around horses, right?
1338
00:49:23,632 --> 00:49:24,423
You're...
1339
00:49:24,525 --> 00:49:25,791
You're joking, right?
1340
00:49:38,700 --> 00:49:40,032
Um... [clears throat]
1341
00:49:41,763 --> 00:49:42,659
Ooh...
1342
00:49:44,926 --> 00:49:47,490
[sighs] Greetings, fellow elves,
and welcome to
1343
00:49:47,592 --> 00:49:49,424
Escape from Santa's Workshop.
1344
00:49:49,526 --> 00:49:51,258
[yawns] My name is Brendan,
1345
00:49:51,360 --> 00:49:53,158
and I, like you, am an...
1346
00:49:53,260 --> 00:49:54,892
[yawns] elf, who...
1347
00:49:54,994 --> 00:49:56,131
[yawns]
1348
00:49:56,400 --> 00:49:57,164
Oh...
1349
00:49:58,364 --> 00:50:00,529
[exhales] Sorry.
I just got back to town.
1350
00:50:01,332 --> 00:50:03,494
I was partying with
my elf buddies all night.
1351
00:50:03,596 --> 00:50:05,599
Didn't realize I was
pulling a solo shift today.
1352
00:50:05,701 --> 00:50:06,957
You're doing great, Brendan.
1353
00:50:07,292 --> 00:50:08,296
Thanks, man.
1354
00:50:08,999 --> 00:50:10,492
I've been working hard to get
1355
00:50:10,594 --> 00:50:12,792
the toys built
for Christmas, but...
1356
00:50:13,295 --> 00:50:15,032
Santa left without a toy.
1357
00:50:15,134 --> 00:50:17,727
A toy for one of
the nicest kids in the world.
1358
00:50:17,829 --> 00:50:18,932
No...
1359
00:50:19,035 --> 00:50:20,496
Your goal is to make it
out of the workshop
1360
00:50:20,598 --> 00:50:24,094
and use Christmas magic to
get the toy into this child's
1361
00:50:24,196 --> 00:50:26,165
living room before morning.
1362
00:50:26,567 --> 00:50:27,759
You have an hour.
1363
00:50:27,861 --> 00:50:30,824
if you need help, just say,
"Brendan, I need help!"
1364
00:50:30,926 --> 00:50:33,264
and I can give you a hint
from the North Pole.
1365
00:50:33,366 --> 00:50:37,357
Finally, Santa has a 'no phones
in the workshop' policy,
1366
00:50:37,660 --> 00:50:39,692
so we ask that you
leave them here.
1367
00:50:41,425 --> 00:50:42,791
It's Santa's policy.
1368
00:50:44,292 --> 00:50:45,362
Your smartwatch.
1369
00:50:46,130 --> 00:50:47,159
-And the smartwatch?
-Yeah.
1370
00:50:47,261 --> 00:50:48,995
Well, Santa is a stickler.
1371
00:50:49,097 --> 00:50:50,362
-Stickler.
-[Hope laughs]
1372
00:50:51,264 --> 00:50:52,995
Exit out the back door.
Take a left.
1373
00:50:53,097 --> 00:50:54,499
All right.
Thanks, Brendan.
1374
00:50:54,601 --> 00:50:55,490
[Brendan] You got it.
1375
00:50:55,592 --> 00:50:57,197
-Let's do this.
-[Hope laughs]
1376
00:51:03,697 --> 00:51:05,494
[groans]
1377
00:51:07,830 --> 00:51:09,866
Oh... okay.
1378
00:51:09,968 --> 00:51:13,395
Santa's workshop
certainly got an upgrade.
1379
00:51:13,497 --> 00:51:15,926
Yeah, definitely not warm,
cozy holiday vibes,
1380
00:51:16,028 --> 00:51:17,324
but I dig it.
1381
00:51:17,626 --> 00:51:19,198
[loud buzzer]
-[Ted screams]
1382
00:51:19,567 --> 00:51:20,694
[Hope laughs]
1383
00:51:20,963 --> 00:51:22,160
[Man] Ho, ho, ho!
1384
00:51:22,262 --> 00:51:24,097
Welcome merry participants.
1385
00:51:24,199 --> 00:51:27,098
You have 59 minutes
to earn your freedom.
1386
00:51:27,599 --> 00:51:28,860
You good?
1387
00:51:28,962 --> 00:51:29,761
Good. Yeah.
1388
00:51:29,863 --> 00:51:31,331
Did you scream?
1389
00:51:31,433 --> 00:51:32,997
-I think it was the machine.
-I think I heard you scream.
1390
00:51:33,099 --> 00:51:34,256
-No, I don't... nope.
-[Hope laughs]
1391
00:51:34,358 --> 00:51:35,023
Don't know.
1392
00:51:35,125 --> 00:51:35,861
Wow.
1393
00:51:35,963 --> 00:51:37,090
Okay, I got boxes.
1394
00:51:37,192 --> 00:51:37,956
Okay.
1395
00:51:40,426 --> 00:51:41,791
We got some switches.
1396
00:51:45,194 --> 00:51:46,692
[Hope] Oh! Elves.
1397
00:51:47,128 --> 00:51:48,362
Lots of elves.
1398
00:51:51,366 --> 00:51:52,098
Hey!
1399
00:51:52,965 --> 00:51:53,956
We got a black light over here.
1400
00:51:54,994 --> 00:51:55,993
Okay.
1401
00:51:56,329 --> 00:51:57,561
Well, they have some kind of...
1402
00:51:57,964 --> 00:51:59,158
security ID on here.
1403
00:51:59,260 --> 00:52:00,094
Okay. Makes sense.
1404
00:52:00,197 --> 00:52:02,565
Santa has a lot of
top-et tech.
1405
00:52:02,667 --> 00:52:03,829
The elves need clearance.
1406
00:52:03,931 --> 00:52:05,626
Yeah. Makes total sense.
1407
00:52:06,792 --> 00:52:09,158
Okay, there's arrows
on the boxes.
1408
00:52:09,260 --> 00:52:10,331
Okay. Let's think.
1409
00:52:10,434 --> 00:52:11,496
Six elves.
1410
00:52:11,599 --> 00:52:12,728
Six boxes.
1411
00:52:12,830 --> 00:52:14,356
One toy sack.
1412
00:52:14,825 --> 00:52:17,728
Well, maybe the arrows
are a misdirect.
1413
00:52:17,830 --> 00:52:19,430
Oh. That's good.
1414
00:52:19,532 --> 00:52:20,494
Well...
1415
00:52:21,794 --> 00:52:22,626
Hey, wait. Do yours have
a barcode on the back?
1416
00:52:23,367 --> 00:52:24,466
They do.
1417
00:52:24,735 --> 00:52:26,059
Maybe they need to be scanned?
1418
00:52:26,461 --> 00:52:27,956
-Black light!
-Black light.
1419
00:52:32,929 --> 00:52:33,858
Fifty-six.
1420
00:52:33,960 --> 00:52:34,824
Ooh.
1421
00:52:35,226 --> 00:52:36,098
Twenty-two.
1422
00:52:38,127 --> 00:52:39,030
Eighty-four.
1423
00:52:39,132 --> 00:52:40,426
Eighty-six, twenty-two,
eighty-four.
1424
00:52:40,528 --> 00:52:41,765
That's got to be
a combination, right?
1425
00:52:41,867 --> 00:52:43,027
-There's gotta be a lock.
-Lock.
1426
00:52:43,129 --> 00:52:44,263
Let's look for a lock.
1427
00:52:45,293 --> 00:52:46,824
If I were a lock...
1428
00:52:47,293 --> 00:52:48,527
where would I be?
1429
00:52:49,359 --> 00:52:50,527
-Lock.
-Lock.
1430
00:52:51,601 --> 00:52:52,991
[both laugh]
-Nice!
1431
00:52:53,093 --> 00:52:53,859
Okay.
1432
00:52:53,962 --> 00:52:55,025
Fifty-six.
1433
00:52:55,127 --> 00:52:56,157
Twenty-two.
1434
00:52:56,259 --> 00:52:57,430
Eighty-four.
1435
00:52:57,532 --> 00:52:58,527
[buzzer]
1436
00:53:01,697 --> 00:53:02,928
Okay...
1437
00:53:03,030 --> 00:53:04,095
You wanna reach in there?
1438
00:53:04,197 --> 00:53:05,257
No. I don't wanna reach
in there.
1439
00:53:05,359 --> 00:53:06,263
Yeah. Fair enough.
1440
00:53:07,861 --> 00:53:08,993
Oh.
1441
00:53:09,095 --> 00:53:10,263
It's a teddy bear.
1442
00:53:10,965 --> 00:53:12,527
But not just any teddy bear.
1443
00:53:13,359 --> 00:53:14,791
A Christmas present.
1444
00:53:16,832 --> 00:53:17,857
[in unison] Toy sack.
1445
00:53:23,931 --> 00:53:25,659
[mechanical whirring]
1446
00:53:31,831 --> 00:53:33,492
[Man] Ho, ho, ho!
1447
00:53:33,594 --> 00:53:35,764
You've escaped from
Santa's workshop
1448
00:53:35,867 --> 00:53:38,097
with the gift in record time.
1449
00:53:38,199 --> 00:53:40,894
Proceed to the Santa's
sleigh launchpad!
1450
00:53:41,230 --> 00:53:42,765
-What's up, now?
-Record time.
1451
00:53:42,867 --> 00:53:44,428
-What's up?
-We're incredible.
1452
00:53:47,259 --> 00:53:48,828
Oh. Okay.
1453
00:53:49,131 --> 00:53:50,527
Keep your eyes peeled for clues.
1454
00:53:52,428 --> 00:53:53,956
[loud buzzer]
-[Ted screams]
1455
00:53:55,093 --> 00:53:56,563
Brendan!
1456
00:53:56,865 --> 00:53:58,494
[Hope] That's enough!
1457
00:53:59,830 --> 00:54:01,098
Oh, my gosh.
1458
00:54:01,499 --> 00:54:02,725
Whoa!
1459
00:54:02,827 --> 00:54:04,860
So, this is how he delivers
billions of presents
1460
00:54:04,962 --> 00:54:06,197
in one night.
1461
00:54:06,962 --> 00:54:08,958
Santa 5.0.
1462
00:54:09,293 --> 00:54:11,590
Enter launch code.
1463
00:54:11,692 --> 00:54:14,193
What was our code?
56, 22, 84?
1464
00:54:14,296 --> 00:54:15,323
-[Hope] Yeah.
[buzzer sounds]
1465
00:54:15,425 --> 00:54:16,360
Not it. All right.
1466
00:54:16,462 --> 00:54:18,663
We are looking for
a new launch code.
1467
00:54:18,765 --> 00:54:20,527
Okay, we got this.
1468
00:54:21,300 --> 00:54:22,561
Hey.
1469
00:54:22,663 --> 00:54:24,726
The sleigh has a license plate
that says 'baggage'.
1470
00:54:24,828 --> 00:54:25,659
Huh.
1471
00:54:26,192 --> 00:54:27,057
Okay.
1472
00:54:27,393 --> 00:54:28,523
What kind of baggage?
1473
00:54:28,625 --> 00:54:30,160
Well, there's a giant toy sack.
1474
00:54:30,262 --> 00:54:31,563
That's... that's a bag, right?
1475
00:54:31,665 --> 00:54:32,527
Good point.
1476
00:54:33,258 --> 00:54:34,397
Yeah.
1477
00:54:34,499 --> 00:54:35,265
Okay.
1478
00:54:35,368 --> 00:54:36,032
Anything?
1479
00:54:37,099 --> 00:54:38,362
No, there's
nothing else in here.
1480
00:54:40,830 --> 00:54:42,032
Wait a sec.
1481
00:54:43,532 --> 00:54:44,659
Baggage.
1482
00:54:46,798 --> 00:54:47,990
Okay. Hear me out.
1483
00:54:48,559 --> 00:54:50,358
What if they're not letters?
1484
00:54:50,460 --> 00:54:52,098
What if they're musical notes?
1485
00:54:52,765 --> 00:54:54,192
-Ooh.
-Mm-hmm.
1486
00:54:54,294 --> 00:54:55,758
-You're good.
-Yeah.
1487
00:54:56,359 --> 00:54:57,891
Ooh. One problem.
1488
00:54:58,294 --> 00:54:59,758
I can't read music.
1489
00:55:00,458 --> 00:55:01,698
-Can you?
-No.
1490
00:55:02,134 --> 00:55:03,893
That's gonna be a bit
of a stumbling block.
1491
00:55:04,329 --> 00:55:05,897
Let me hop down.
Do you think...
1492
00:55:05,999 --> 00:55:07,664
I mean, as much as
it hurts my ego,
1493
00:55:07,766 --> 00:55:10,164
we ask for a little help?
1494
00:55:12,129 --> 00:55:13,726
Brendan, we need a clue!
1495
00:55:14,329 --> 00:55:15,659
Brendan, a little help, buddy!
1496
00:55:16,127 --> 00:55:18,098
[snoring]
1497
00:55:21,434 --> 00:55:22,360
He's, uh...
1498
00:55:22,462 --> 00:55:24,364
-He's taking his sweet time.
-Yeah.
1499
00:55:24,467 --> 00:55:25,791
[snoring]
1500
00:55:26,533 --> 00:55:27,562
[Man] Five.
1501
00:55:27,664 --> 00:55:28,826
Four.
1502
00:55:28,928 --> 00:55:29,923
Three.
1503
00:55:30,301 --> 00:55:31,364
Two.
1504
00:55:31,799 --> 00:55:32,863
One.
-[bell ringing]
1505
00:55:32,966 --> 00:55:35,192
Santa's sleigh launch aborted.
1506
00:55:35,294 --> 00:55:37,193
Christmas is canceled.
1507
00:55:37,295 --> 00:55:40,260
Have a holly, jolly failure.
1508
00:55:40,362 --> 00:55:41,661
Well, that was
a little dramatic.
1509
00:55:41,763 --> 00:55:42,498
Yeah.
1510
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:44,596
[snoring]
-♪
1511
00:55:44,698 --> 00:55:46,362
[imitating horn]
1512
00:55:47,601 --> 00:55:49,890
[both yelling] Brendan!
1513
00:55:50,392 --> 00:55:52,791
[snoring]
-♪
1514
00:55:53,258 --> 00:55:54,296
Brendan?
1515
00:55:55,193 --> 00:55:56,758
[Hope] Brendan!
1516
00:55:57,359 --> 00:55:59,695
[snoring]
-♪
1517
00:56:00,498 --> 00:56:02,824
You know, I could think of
rse places to be trapped.
1518
00:56:04,501 --> 00:56:05,793
-Really?
-Yeah.
1519
00:56:06,228 --> 00:56:07,825
I could think of better.
1520
00:56:08,227 --> 00:56:09,362
Somewhere with...
1521
00:56:10,027 --> 00:56:11,089
food.
1522
00:56:11,191 --> 00:56:11,956
Oh.
1523
00:56:14,193 --> 00:56:15,626
Food, you say?
1524
00:56:18,129 --> 00:56:19,595
You think this is funny?
1525
00:56:19,697 --> 00:56:20,657
Yeah.
1526
00:56:20,759 --> 00:56:22,324
We can't escape
from an escape room.
1527
00:56:22,426 --> 00:56:23,499
It's a little bit funny.
1528
00:56:23,601 --> 00:56:24,924
We don't have any water.
1529
00:56:25,026 --> 00:56:25,891
Hmm.
1530
00:56:26,227 --> 00:56:27,494
Or cell phones.
1531
00:56:27,596 --> 00:56:29,093
Don't you have a promo
first thing in the morning?
1532
00:56:29,195 --> 00:56:30,561
-Yeah.
-I've gotta work.
1533
00:56:30,663 --> 00:56:32,659
I think we're within
our rights to be, you know...
1534
00:56:33,358 --> 00:56:34,427
a little upset.
1535
00:56:34,529 --> 00:56:35,861
Yeah, but being upset
isn't gonna help us
1536
00:56:35,963 --> 00:56:36,961
get out of the room.
1537
00:56:37,297 --> 00:56:38,596
So I'd rather
count my blessings.
1538
00:56:38,698 --> 00:56:39,723
We're inside.
1539
00:56:39,825 --> 00:56:41,597
We have a very cozy place
to sit down.
1540
00:56:41,699 --> 00:56:42,990
Thank you, sleigh.
1541
00:56:43,092 --> 00:56:45,391
And my promo's not for 12 hours.
We have plenty of time.
1542
00:56:45,994 --> 00:56:48,362
Besides, I'm sure Brendan's
gonna let us out any minute.
1543
00:56:54,861 --> 00:56:57,325
♪
1544
00:56:57,428 --> 00:56:59,098
Let's see.
What have we got?
1545
00:57:00,366 --> 00:57:01,257
Yep.
1546
00:57:01,359 --> 00:57:02,791
And it's morning.
1547
00:57:05,127 --> 00:57:06,362
[Ted chuckles]
1548
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:09,098
Well, at least the, um...
1549
00:57:10,267 --> 00:57:12,156
...sleigh is comfortable.
You were right about that.
1550
00:57:12,258 --> 00:57:13,258
Yeah.
1551
00:57:13,360 --> 00:57:14,659
Company's not bad either.
1552
00:57:16,793 --> 00:57:18,758
I wish I got to know you
in high school.
1553
00:57:20,367 --> 00:57:21,428
Yeah.
1554
00:57:21,530 --> 00:57:23,399
At least we're getting
to know each other now.
1555
00:57:23,501 --> 00:57:24,730
-Yeah.
-Mm-hmm.
1556
00:57:24,832 --> 00:57:26,529
Then... lay it on me.
1557
00:57:26,632 --> 00:57:27,694
Give me...
1558
00:57:28,130 --> 00:57:29,356
the peek behind the curtain.
1559
00:57:29,458 --> 00:57:30,994
-Oh.
-Who is...
1560
00:57:31,096 --> 00:57:33,032
-Ted Cooper?
-Oh, wow.
1561
00:57:33,499 --> 00:57:34,758
Well...
1562
00:57:34,860 --> 00:57:37,527
for starters, I am
a codependent people pleaser.
1563
00:57:37,994 --> 00:57:38,897
Go on.
1564
00:57:38,999 --> 00:57:41,294
My therapist would
tell you it is
1565
00:57:41,563 --> 00:57:44,024
due to my mom leaving
when we were young.
1566
00:57:44,727 --> 00:57:47,193
My dad never quite
recovering from that.
1567
00:57:47,562 --> 00:57:49,429
And then my sister
picking up his slack,
1568
00:57:49,531 --> 00:57:51,924
and then me learning to
make myself as small as possible
1569
00:57:52,026 --> 00:57:54,362
so as to not create more
work for the two of them.
1570
00:57:56,526 --> 00:57:58,098
Upside is I'm fun at parties.
1571
00:57:58,533 --> 00:57:59,494
[chuckles]
1572
00:58:01,132 --> 00:58:02,429
Lay it on me.
Listen, I don't... no.
1573
00:58:02,531 --> 00:58:04,695
I don't want a highlight reel,
I want the baggage.
1574
00:58:04,797 --> 00:58:05,826
Baggage. Okay.
1575
00:58:05,928 --> 00:58:06,828
Um...
1576
00:58:07,131 --> 00:58:09,197
Well, last year was a nightmare.
1577
00:58:10,032 --> 00:58:11,791
I moved back here,
I lost my dad.
1578
00:58:12,800 --> 00:58:16,593
And I go between saving lives
1579
00:58:16,695 --> 00:58:19,796
and being two cats away
from becoming a spinster.
1580
00:58:20,466 --> 00:58:23,429
I'm also three inches taller
than I'm comfortable with.
1581
00:58:23,531 --> 00:58:24,490
Ahh.
1582
00:58:24,592 --> 00:58:25,956
-Just three inches?
-Yeah.
1583
00:58:29,700 --> 00:58:31,263
No, but seriously, I...
1584
00:58:32,196 --> 00:58:34,098
I could never do what you do.
1585
00:58:35,599 --> 00:58:36,857
But it must
1586
00:58:37,799 --> 00:58:39,564
feel nice knowing that
1587
00:58:40,333 --> 00:58:43,791
your job literally makes
the world a better place.
1588
00:58:47,097 --> 00:58:48,659
I think you're amazing, Hope.
1589
00:58:50,298 --> 00:58:52,527
Is this how you pictured
the date ending?
1590
00:58:53,260 --> 00:58:54,362
Weirdly enough...
1591
00:58:55,761 --> 00:58:58,494
this is exactly how
I pictured the date ending.
1592
00:59:01,192 --> 00:59:02,197
[gasps]
1593
00:59:07,193 --> 00:59:08,994
Uh... hey, guys.
1594
00:59:09,096 --> 00:59:11,430
Uh, so sorry about that.
1595
00:59:11,532 --> 00:59:12,991
Um...
1596
00:59:13,093 --> 00:59:15,696
as an apology for the whole
accidental captivity thing,
1597
00:59:16,466 --> 00:59:18,496
how about a 50 percent discount
next time you come back?
1598
00:59:19,032 --> 00:59:20,494
-That's nice, Brendan.
-Mm-hmm.
1599
00:59:20,995 --> 00:59:22,098
Good morning.
1600
00:59:24,191 --> 00:59:25,098
Wow.
1601
00:59:28,993 --> 00:59:31,494
♪
1602
00:59:35,798 --> 00:59:36,865
Where have you been?
1603
00:59:36,967 --> 00:59:38,430
Got stuck in an
escape room all night.
1604
00:59:38,532 --> 00:59:39,490
Hi Hope.
1605
00:59:39,592 --> 00:59:40,924
This is not a time for jokes.
1606
00:59:41,026 --> 00:59:42,429
-[Man] Less than a minute.
-Not a joke. How's my hair?
1607
00:59:42,531 --> 00:59:44,390
Yes, it's good. It's perfect.
You look great. Yeah.
1608
00:59:44,492 --> 00:59:45,626
Break a leg.
-Yeah.
1609
00:59:49,797 --> 00:59:50,791
[clears throat]
1610
00:59:56,828 --> 00:59:58,030
Ted?
1611
00:59:58,132 --> 00:59:59,661
[Ken] Hello?
You with us, buddy?
1612
00:59:59,963 --> 01:00:01,164
Indeed I am, Ken.
1613
01:00:01,266 --> 01:00:03,563
I am here live at
the Lackawanna Community Center
1614
01:00:03,665 --> 01:00:04,861
where there has
1615
01:00:05,330 --> 01:00:09,461
never been a more
beautiful morning.
1616
01:00:14,963 --> 01:00:16,390
Thank you... Ted.
1617
01:00:17,126 --> 01:00:20,099
And these local bakers are
trying to set a state record
1618
01:00:20,201 --> 01:00:22,893
for the largest gingerbread man
in New York history.
1619
01:00:23,295 --> 01:00:24,798
And why not a world record?
1620
01:00:25,300 --> 01:00:27,832
Well, because the world record
is over 32ft tall, Ken,
1621
01:00:27,934 --> 01:00:29,261
and we don't have
the budget for that.
1622
01:00:29,363 --> 01:00:31,327
So, come on down
and help raise money
1623
01:00:31,429 --> 01:00:32,824
for the local
children's hospital.
1624
01:00:32,926 --> 01:00:34,863
I, for one, can't think of
a more delicious way
1625
01:00:34,965 --> 01:00:36,430
to raise money for a good cause.
1626
01:00:36,532 --> 01:00:37,494
Can you?
1627
01:00:39,196 --> 01:00:40,728
Reporting live from Lackawanna.
1628
01:00:40,830 --> 01:00:41,857
I'm Ted Cooper.
1629
01:00:42,533 --> 01:00:43,529
And we're clear.
1630
01:00:43,632 --> 01:00:44,197
Thank you.
1631
01:00:45,630 --> 01:00:47,190
That was great, I love you.
I am going to kill you.
1632
01:00:47,292 --> 01:00:48,760
Where were you?
1633
01:00:48,862 --> 01:00:50,263
I mean, I am very happy, but you
did not come home last night.
1634
01:00:50,365 --> 01:00:52,859
And I want to hug you,
and I wanna strangle you.
1635
01:00:53,295 --> 01:00:54,392
I have conflicting feelings.
1636
01:00:54,494 --> 01:00:55,898
Yeah, I see that.
Uh, listen...
1637
01:00:56,000 --> 01:00:57,595
I, uh, I got stuck
in an escape room.
1638
01:00:57,697 --> 01:01:00,089
Like I said, I can't talk now.
I love you and we'll talk later.
1639
01:01:00,191 --> 01:01:02,428
♪
1640
01:01:02,530 --> 01:01:04,659
So, what are you doing
with the rest of your day?
1641
01:01:05,258 --> 01:01:06,527
Um...
1642
01:01:06,629 --> 01:01:09,193
Well, I have a shift.
I've gotta work till 6:00.
1643
01:01:09,295 --> 01:01:10,892
-Oof! Ouch.
-[Hope chuckles]
1644
01:01:10,994 --> 01:01:12,230
Well...
1645
01:01:12,332 --> 01:01:14,692
how about I call you
after you get off, and...
1646
01:01:15,427 --> 01:01:16,859
maybe we can grab a drink, or...
1647
01:01:17,562 --> 01:01:20,090
get stuck in another
local establishment.
1648
01:01:20,192 --> 01:01:21,527
[laughs]
1649
01:01:22,163 --> 01:01:24,263
Uh, we should be so lucky.
1650
01:01:28,359 --> 01:01:29,461
Good morning, Hope.
1651
01:01:32,260 --> 01:01:33,527
Good morning, Ted.
1652
01:01:43,191 --> 01:01:44,324
Hey.
1653
01:01:44,426 --> 01:01:46,529
Hey, look who's home.
1654
01:01:47,299 --> 01:01:49,729
[sighs] Keys, lover boy.
I got places to be.
1655
01:01:50,299 --> 01:01:53,263
And I am going to take
a long winter's nap.
1656
01:01:53,365 --> 01:01:55,890
Wait, quick reminder,
you have one more promo
1657
01:01:55,992 --> 01:01:57,529
this afternoon before
the big event tomorrow.
1658
01:01:57,999 --> 01:01:59,265
Yes, I will take a ride-share.
1659
01:01:59,367 --> 01:02:00,659
Okay.
1660
01:02:00,761 --> 01:02:01,923
Just don't thrown in jail
between now and then.
1661
01:02:02,500 --> 01:02:03,626
No promises.
1662
01:02:06,699 --> 01:02:08,761
[keyboard tapping]
1663
01:02:08,863 --> 01:02:09,698
[phone chimes]
1664
01:02:09,800 --> 01:02:11,095
That... that's Ted, isn't it?
1665
01:02:11,197 --> 01:02:12,791
-Well, I mean...
-Yeah. Thought so.
1666
01:02:13,499 --> 01:02:14,461
Yeah.
1667
01:02:16,963 --> 01:02:18,699
Wait, you like him.
1668
01:02:19,168 --> 01:02:21,498
I can't remember the last time
I had this much fun.
1669
01:02:22,167 --> 01:02:23,828
How many guys would take you
to an escape room
1670
01:02:23,930 --> 01:02:25,098
on our first date?
1671
01:02:25,531 --> 01:02:26,592
Hmm?
1672
01:02:26,694 --> 01:02:29,857
All right, Ted Cooper,
you smooth operator.
1673
01:02:30,759 --> 01:02:31,956
Wait. When are you
seeing him again?
1674
01:02:33,192 --> 01:02:34,098
Tonight.
1675
01:02:35,094 --> 01:02:36,493
Well, okay.
1676
01:02:36,595 --> 01:02:38,192
Well, I guess dinner
with me and the others
1677
01:02:38,294 --> 01:02:39,260
is out of the question.
1678
01:02:39,362 --> 01:02:41,428
Have fun with your plans.
-Okay.
1679
01:02:43,600 --> 01:02:45,824
[rock music plays]
1680
01:02:49,365 --> 01:02:52,261
♪ Deck the halls
with boughs of holly ♪
1681
01:02:52,363 --> 01:02:55,094
♪ Fa la la la la,
la la la la ♪
1682
01:02:55,197 --> 01:02:57,997
♪ 'Tis the season to be jolly ♪
1683
01:02:58,099 --> 01:03:00,623
♪ Fa la la la la,
la la la la ♪
1684
01:03:00,725 --> 01:03:03,296
♪ Don we now
our gay apparel ♪
1685
01:03:04,367 --> 01:03:05,296
You Ed?
1686
01:03:05,830 --> 01:03:06,989
Last I checked.
1687
01:03:07,558 --> 01:03:08,829
Wasn't expecting a limo.
1688
01:03:08,931 --> 01:03:10,197
Well, surprise, surprise.
1689
01:03:10,664 --> 01:03:11,657
Yeah.
1690
01:03:11,759 --> 01:03:13,030
I'm digging the vibe
in here, man.
1691
01:03:13,132 --> 01:03:14,599
Five star vibes
are what I'm about.
1692
01:03:14,701 --> 01:03:16,025
Crank those tunes back up, Ed.
1693
01:03:16,127 --> 01:03:17,531
Right on, man!
1694
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:20,465
♪ Fa la la la la,
la la la la. ♪
1695
01:03:21,000 --> 01:03:23,690
♪ 'Tis the season
to be jolly. ♪
1696
01:03:23,792 --> 01:03:26,364
♪ Fa la la la la,
la la la la. ♪
1697
01:03:26,967 --> 01:03:28,693
So, tomorrow,
if you have plans,
1698
01:03:28,995 --> 01:03:29,830
cancel them.
1699
01:03:29,932 --> 01:03:31,162
If you have work, call in sick.
1700
01:03:31,264 --> 01:03:33,027
And if you have
a hot date, tell them
1701
01:03:33,129 --> 01:03:34,494
it's not them, it's you.
1702
01:03:36,126 --> 01:03:37,461
Because you'll be in Lackawanna
at the Gingerbread Invitational.
1703
01:03:37,963 --> 01:03:38,857
Back to you, Ken.
1704
01:03:39,159 --> 01:03:39,990
Uh...
1705
01:03:40,326 --> 01:03:42,363
Thanks... Ted.
1706
01:03:43,566 --> 01:03:46,495
Anything new? Because I'm not
seeing any casts on body parts
1707
01:03:46,597 --> 01:03:49,626
or missing teeth or any
apparent symptoms of illness.
1708
01:03:51,830 --> 01:03:52,825
I'm worried.
1709
01:03:53,228 --> 01:03:54,098
Is everything okay?
1710
01:03:54,997 --> 01:03:56,259
It's like I told you, Ken.
1711
01:03:56,361 --> 01:03:57,932
It was only a matter of time
1712
01:03:58,035 --> 01:04:00,263
before my Christmas
bad luck turned around.
1713
01:04:02,194 --> 01:04:03,296
That's not frosting.
1714
01:04:19,195 --> 01:04:21,494
[Christmas music blasting]
1715
01:04:22,358 --> 01:04:23,495
[phone rings]
1716
01:04:23,597 --> 01:04:26,626
♪
1717
01:04:27,862 --> 01:04:28,791
Hello?
1718
01:04:29,993 --> 01:04:30,857
Hi.
1719
01:04:31,664 --> 01:04:32,527
Um...
1720
01:04:33,967 --> 01:04:36,958
Sorry, I was, uh... looking
for Ted.
1721
01:04:37,227 --> 01:04:38,863
Ted? He's with me.
1722
01:04:38,965 --> 01:04:40,992
We're going to a Christmas rave.
1723
01:04:41,094 --> 01:04:41,956
Who's this?
1724
01:04:43,259 --> 01:04:44,758
Um... uh...
1725
01:04:45,963 --> 01:04:47,197
It doesn't matter.
1726
01:04:49,262 --> 01:04:51,160
You dropped your phone, Ted.
1727
01:04:51,262 --> 01:04:53,362
My name's not Ted, it's Ed.
1728
01:04:53,965 --> 01:04:55,362
Then whose phone is this?
1729
01:04:58,968 --> 01:05:00,625
[Syd] Wait, another
woman answered?
1730
01:05:00,727 --> 01:05:02,258
Yo telling me
Ted Cooper's a player?
1731
01:05:02,360 --> 01:05:04,592
Well, I... I mean... he...
1732
01:05:04,694 --> 01:05:06,692
doesn't seem like
the kind of guy, but...
1733
01:05:09,367 --> 01:05:10,260
Is he?
1734
01:05:10,362 --> 01:05:11,659
Do you want me to
track him down?
1735
01:05:12,128 --> 01:05:13,391
Liam Neeson style.
1736
01:05:13,727 --> 01:05:15,960
I have a very particular
set of skills.
1737
01:05:16,295 --> 01:05:18,524
Oh, that won't be necessary.
1738
01:05:18,826 --> 01:05:20,490
Is it too late to join
you for dinner?
1739
01:05:20,592 --> 01:05:22,025
I don't wanna wait around here.
1740
01:05:22,127 --> 01:05:23,263
Oh, of course.
1741
01:05:23,797 --> 01:05:24,758
Thank you.
1742
01:05:27,700 --> 01:05:28,863
Have you seen my phone?
1743
01:05:28,965 --> 01:05:31,025
No. Do you want me to call it?
1744
01:05:31,127 --> 01:05:32,362
Yes, please.
1745
01:05:38,292 --> 01:05:39,263
Do you hear it?
1746
01:05:39,795 --> 01:05:40,761
No.
1747
01:05:40,863 --> 01:05:42,264
It's ringing.
1748
01:05:42,366 --> 01:05:45,091
♪
1749
01:05:45,193 --> 01:05:47,593
[phone ringing]
1750
01:05:47,961 --> 01:05:48,956
Voicemail.
1751
01:05:49,367 --> 01:05:50,398
[groans]
1752
01:05:50,500 --> 01:05:52,256
[phone rings]
1753
01:05:52,358 --> 01:05:54,197
Hello? Yes.
1754
01:05:55,425 --> 01:05:56,659
Okay. That's fine.
1755
01:05:56,761 --> 01:05:58,895
Why don't you take me
through the problem first?
1756
01:05:58,997 --> 01:06:00,091
-All right. Yeah.
-Kate.
1757
01:06:00,193 --> 01:06:01,490
-Kat -What?
1758
01:06:01,592 --> 01:06:02,693
Can I borrow the car real quick?
1759
01:06:02,795 --> 01:06:03,832
Why?
1760
01:06:03,934 --> 01:06:04,931
Because I told Hope
that I'd call her.
1761
01:06:05,033 --> 01:06:06,261
I don't want her
to think I'm a flake.
1762
01:06:06,363 --> 01:06:07,665
-Okay.
-Okay, sorry. Is that a work...
1763
01:06:07,767 --> 01:06:08,666
-Hi...
-Is that a work call?
1764
01:06:08,768 --> 01:06:10,430
-Yes.
-[makes gargling noise]
1765
01:06:10,533 --> 01:06:11,530
Love you.
1766
01:06:11,866 --> 01:06:13,692
I am so sorry about that.
1767
01:06:13,794 --> 01:06:15,923
Yes, my phone has just
been on the fritz lately.
1768
01:06:20,962 --> 01:06:22,098
[knocking]
1769
01:07:10,427 --> 01:07:11,794
Mind if I borrow your phone?
1770
01:07:12,396 --> 01:07:14,397
Are you really calling
her this early?
1771
01:07:14,499 --> 01:07:15,263
Yeah.
1772
01:07:18,263 --> 01:07:20,197
[call ringing]
- Come on, Hope.
1773
01:07:20,299 --> 01:07:23,597
'Kay, so I've ordered
the ultrasound, the X-ray.
1774
01:07:23,699 --> 01:07:25,190
[phone vibrating]
1775
01:07:25,292 --> 01:07:26,494
The bloodwork.
1776
01:07:28,093 --> 01:07:29,098
[sighs]
1777
01:07:31,261 --> 01:07:32,427
She's not picking up.
1778
01:07:32,529 --> 01:07:34,857
Well, Hope's a doctor.
She's probably busy.
1779
01:07:36,098 --> 01:07:38,263
Speaking of busy,
I have to go.
1780
01:07:38,862 --> 01:07:40,231
Goodbye.
1781
01:07:40,333 --> 01:07:42,098
Wait, wait, wait. Am I
overthinking this whole thing?
1782
01:07:42,200 --> 01:07:43,832
'Cause it did seem like
we were really clicking.
1783
01:07:43,934 --> 01:07:45,492
Ted, I'm sure
whatever is going on,
1784
01:07:45,594 --> 01:07:47,490
if anyone can
work it out, it's you.
1785
01:07:47,992 --> 01:07:49,724
But if you make me any later
than I already am,
1786
01:07:49,826 --> 01:07:51,697
I will hurt you in ways
you can't imagine.
1787
01:07:51,799 --> 01:07:53,028
-Understood.
-Okay.
1788
01:07:53,130 --> 01:07:54,493
-See ya.
-Wait, wait, wait.
1789
01:07:54,596 --> 01:07:56,164
How am I gonna call a car
without my phone?
1790
01:07:56,862 --> 01:07:57,758
Walk.
1791
01:07:58,292 --> 01:07:59,156
-Ah...
-Hm.
1792
01:07:59,258 --> 01:08:00,164
Whoa!
1793
01:08:01,828 --> 01:08:02,791
Hug?
1794
01:08:05,127 --> 01:08:06,190
No hug. Yeah.
1795
01:08:06,292 --> 01:08:07,498
No hug. Okay.
1796
01:08:07,600 --> 01:08:09,032
-Bye, Ted.
-Bye.
1797
01:08:10,095 --> 01:08:11,527
Have a great day!
1798
01:08:13,700 --> 01:08:15,098
She didn't say it back.
1799
01:08:18,127 --> 01:08:19,057
[Ruth] Ted!
1800
01:08:19,493 --> 01:08:21,191
We were trying to call you.
1801
01:08:21,293 --> 01:08:22,595
Oh, I lost my phone.
1802
01:08:22,698 --> 01:08:23,661
What's up?
1803
01:08:23,763 --> 01:08:24,461
Well...
1804
01:08:25,628 --> 01:08:27,362
the girls and I
pitched in and, well...
1805
01:08:28,334 --> 01:08:29,158
Here.
1806
01:08:29,260 --> 01:08:30,398
-For me?
-Mm-hmm.
1807
01:08:30,500 --> 01:08:32,197
Aww! Thank you.
1808
01:08:34,532 --> 01:08:37,957
No way!
1809
01:08:38,393 --> 01:08:41,024
Aww, this is awesome!
1810
01:08:41,127 --> 01:08:42,329
Thank you.
1811
01:08:42,663 --> 01:08:43,424
Aww.
1812
01:08:43,526 --> 01:08:45,398
I gotta pop this on right now.
1813
01:08:45,700 --> 01:08:46,824
I'm part of the crew.
1814
01:08:48,963 --> 01:08:51,000
[rap music plays]
1815
01:08:51,102 --> 01:08:55,098
♪ You gotta step out
looking ready outside ♪
1816
01:08:55,533 --> 01:08:56,626
♪ Yeah ♪
1817
01:08:57,801 --> 01:09:00,732
♪ Yeah, it's a holiday flex ♪
1818
01:09:00,834 --> 01:09:02,631
♪ Don't stress, don't stress ♪
1819
01:09:02,966 --> 01:09:05,161
♪ Yeah, it's a holiday flex ♪
1820
01:09:05,263 --> 01:09:07,332
♪ Yeah no stress, no stress ♪
1821
01:09:07,634 --> 01:09:08,858
Is everything okay, Ted?
1822
01:09:08,960 --> 01:09:12,123
You seem a little...
less enthusiastic than normal.
1823
01:09:12,626 --> 01:09:14,125
Especially given that outfit.
1824
01:09:14,627 --> 01:09:16,561
Uh, keep going, girls.
We'll catch up.
1825
01:09:17,464 --> 01:09:19,863
Well, I, uh, I assure you,
it's not the outfit.
1826
01:09:19,965 --> 01:09:21,659
The outfit is incredible. Um...
1827
01:09:21,995 --> 01:09:22,791
It's Hope.
1828
01:09:24,300 --> 01:09:25,594
We were supposed to talk
last night, but I lost my phone.
1829
01:09:25,696 --> 01:09:27,597
So, I went to her house,
and I left a note, but...
1830
01:09:27,699 --> 01:09:28,830
she never called.
1831
01:09:28,932 --> 01:09:30,262
I'm just kinda spinning out,
1832
01:09:30,364 --> 01:09:31,892
wondering if she's having
second thoughts.
1833
01:09:31,994 --> 01:09:33,264
Nuh-uh.
1834
01:09:33,366 --> 01:09:36,765
In life and in love,
there will be so many situations
1835
01:09:36,867 --> 01:09:38,132
where you get your
wires crossed.
1836
01:09:38,634 --> 01:09:40,526
Don't assume the worst.
1837
01:09:40,829 --> 01:09:43,264
It's just like in the movies,
young couples are always
1838
01:09:43,366 --> 01:09:46,093
breaking up because of some
silly misunderstanding.
1839
01:09:46,195 --> 01:09:47,995
Rock Hudson and Doris Day.
1840
01:09:48,097 --> 01:09:49,697
Robert Redford and Jane Fonda.
1841
01:09:50,000 --> 01:09:52,324
Leonardo DiCaprio
and Kate Winslet.
1842
01:09:52,726 --> 01:09:54,496
Yeah, they didn't break up.
He died.
1843
01:09:54,598 --> 01:09:59,028
Because they misunderstood
how big that door really was.
1844
01:09:59,464 --> 01:10:01,893
Don't fall into the same
trap as everyone else.
1845
01:10:02,396 --> 01:10:04,527
As Cher would say,
snap out of it.
1846
01:10:06,097 --> 01:10:08,263
You will talk to her again soon.
1847
01:10:08,797 --> 01:10:09,893
I know it.
1848
01:10:09,995 --> 01:10:10,956
Thanks, Ruth.
1849
01:10:17,258 --> 01:10:18,362
[sighs]
1850
01:10:22,797 --> 01:10:23,593
[phone vibrates]
1851
01:10:29,367 --> 01:10:30,360
Hello?
1852
01:10:30,462 --> 01:10:33,098
Uh... hey, is, uh...
is this Hope?
1853
01:10:33,531 --> 01:10:34,230
Ted?
1854
01:10:34,566 --> 01:10:35,559
No, Ed.
1855
01:10:35,661 --> 01:10:37,427
I found this phone
in my ride this morning.
1856
01:10:37,529 --> 01:10:39,195
I'm just calling all
the recent callers,
1857
01:10:39,297 --> 01:10:40,527
trying to figure out
who it belongs to.
1858
01:10:41,262 --> 01:10:42,825
So, wait, you... you've had...
1859
01:10:43,461 --> 01:10:45,131
Ted's phone since last night?
1860
01:10:45,599 --> 01:10:46,793
Ted Cooper?
1861
01:10:47,295 --> 01:10:49,259
I remember him. Sweet dude.
1862
01:10:49,361 --> 01:10:51,032
I gave him a ride yesterday.
1863
01:10:51,134 --> 01:10:53,023
Tell you what, if you can
give me his address...
1864
01:10:53,125 --> 01:10:53,956
Oh!
1865
01:10:54,798 --> 01:10:56,027
I've done it again.
1866
01:10:56,329 --> 01:10:58,827
Oh, you... what?
What did you do?
1867
01:10:58,929 --> 01:10:59,960
That thing.
1868
01:11:00,062 --> 01:11:01,397
The thing that I
1869
01:11:01,866 --> 01:11:03,825
Ugh, I gotta go find Ted.
1870
01:11:04,327 --> 01:11:05,963
Thank you. Thank you.
1871
01:11:06,232 --> 01:11:07,765
So, what should I do
with Ted's phone?
1872
01:11:07,867 --> 01:11:09,329
Yeah, yeah.
I'll call you back.
1873
01:11:09,995 --> 01:11:11,362
Hello? Hello?
1874
01:11:20,125 --> 01:11:20,891
Hey!
1875
01:11:21,194 --> 01:11:21,923
There you are.
1876
01:11:22,434 --> 01:11:23,356
[exhales]
1877
01:11:23,458 --> 01:11:24,862
Where have you been?
1878
01:11:24,964 --> 01:11:25,758
What are you wearing?
1879
01:11:27,001 --> 01:11:27,597
Never mind.
That doesn't matter right now.
1880
01:11:27,699 --> 01:11:28,796
Well, actually...
1881
01:11:29,165 --> 01:11:31,192
That's a whole thing.
That's a lot.
1882
01:11:31,294 --> 01:11:32,398
Is everything all right?
1883
01:11:32,500 --> 01:11:33,824
No, I mean...
1884
01:11:34,599 --> 01:11:35,659
it wasn't.
1885
01:11:37,429 --> 01:11:38,990
I called you
last night, and this...
1886
01:11:39,392 --> 01:11:40,527
this girl, she...
1887
01:11:42,126 --> 01:11:43,290
picked up the phone and she
said she was with you and I...
1888
01:11:43,826 --> 01:11:45,498
You know, I didn't know
how to take that.
1889
01:11:45,600 --> 01:11:46,626
-Oh.
-I just...
1890
01:11:48,202 --> 01:11:49,296
I realized that, you know,
it's not like we're exclusive
1891
01:11:50,695 --> 01:11:51,995
or anything, I mean,
we've just been on one date.
1892
01:11:52,330 --> 01:11:54,164
I... I was just, like,
that's not cool.
1893
01:11:54,829 --> 01:11:55,527
Yeah.
1894
01:11:56,761 --> 01:11:57,693
That doesn't seem like
something Ted would do.
1895
01:11:58,028 --> 01:11:58,857
But then...
1896
01:11:59,493 --> 01:12:01,026
you didn't call me, so I...
1897
01:12:01,128 --> 01:12:02,032
Did you get my note?
1898
01:12:02,928 --> 01:12:04,231
No, I...
1899
01:12:04,333 --> 01:12:05,694
Yeah... I left a note
for you on your front door.
1900
01:12:06,664 --> 01:12:09,761
Well, a driver called and
said that he had your phone.
1901
01:12:09,863 --> 01:12:11,032
Ed has my phone?
1902
01:12:12,099 --> 01:12:13,362
-Oh...
-Of course you know the driver.
1903
01:12:13,731 --> 01:12:14,960
Listen, Ted.
1904
01:12:15,563 --> 01:12:17,899
I was so mad at myself
for sitting around,
1905
01:12:18,002 --> 01:12:20,956
waiting for you to call,
that I just, I, um...
1906
01:12:22,434 --> 01:12:23,496
I gave up.
1907
01:12:23,865 --> 01:12:25,960
And I do that sometimes.
1908
01:12:26,462 --> 01:12:30,197
I do, and I shouldn't,
and I'm sorry.
1909
01:12:30,929 --> 01:12:32,362
[chuckles]
1910
01:12:34,358 --> 01:12:35,726
What's so funny?
1911
01:12:35,828 --> 01:12:38,494
Ruth, she called this.
It's a classic misunderstanding.
1912
01:12:39,829 --> 01:12:42,494
When you thought I got the note
and then I didn't call you...
1913
01:12:43,425 --> 01:12:44,965
Were you worried?
1914
01:12:45,234 --> 01:12:47,099
Yeah, I was worried that
you were having second thoughts,
1915
01:12:47,201 --> 01:12:49,031
but now I'm just... I'm glad
that we cleared it up.
1916
01:12:49,133 --> 01:12:50,899
Well, no, I'm glad
that we cleared it up.
1917
01:12:51,001 --> 01:12:53,189
I... I think I'm just trying
to talk about,
1918
01:12:53,659 --> 01:12:55,358
you know, what we were feeling.
1919
01:12:55,460 --> 01:12:57,329
Okay. Yeah, I... I get that.
1920
01:12:58,862 --> 01:12:59,791
Do you?
1921
01:13:01,292 --> 01:13:02,098
Get that?
1922
01:13:02,994 --> 01:13:03,991
Uh...
1923
01:13:04,561 --> 01:13:07,098
Are you upset that
I'm not upset?
1924
01:13:08,962 --> 01:13:10,791
Well, no, I...
1925
01:13:11,827 --> 01:13:14,331
Well, now, maybe I think
I'm upset that you never
1926
01:13:14,434 --> 01:13:15,597
get upset.
1927
01:13:15,699 --> 01:13:17,264
I... I get upset.
1928
01:13:17,366 --> 01:13:19,659
Do you? 'Cause I feel like
you're happy all the time.
1929
01:13:20,127 --> 01:13:21,529
No, but...
1930
01:13:21,631 --> 01:13:23,025
even if I was, I mean, is there
anything wrong with that?
1931
01:13:23,127 --> 01:13:24,362
No. It's just...
1932
01:13:25,961 --> 01:13:27,956
I think it makes it hard for me
to understand you sometimes.
1933
01:13:28,599 --> 01:13:30,098
Okay. Um...
1934
01:13:31,266 --> 01:13:33,297
What, uh, what...
what don't you understand?
1935
01:13:33,566 --> 01:13:34,527
For one...
1936
01:13:35,760 --> 01:13:36,956
why wouldn't you take
the job in Buffalo?
1937
01:13:38,001 --> 01:13:39,690
Well that, see,
that's complicated, right?
1938
01:13:39,792 --> 01:13:41,329
-Because Jerry gave me...
-No, Ted.
1939
01:13:41,431 --> 01:13:42,924
this great opportunity
when no one else would.
1940
01:13:43,026 --> 01:13:45,331
I know, I know. It's the job.
It's the... the cookie.
1941
01:13:45,433 --> 01:13:48,024
It's the mayo on the burger.
It's... it's... it's everything.
1942
01:13:48,126 --> 01:13:50,591
I don't... I don't know why you
would give up what you want
1943
01:13:50,693 --> 01:13:52,590
just to make everybody
else happy.
1944
01:13:52,692 --> 01:13:54,097
I don't like being
an imposition.
1945
01:13:54,200 --> 01:13:56,263
Advocating for yourself
isn't an imposition.
1946
01:13:58,794 --> 01:14:01,993
Ted, I like so much about you,
I do, I really do.
1947
01:14:02,095 --> 01:14:03,164
I just, I think...
1948
01:14:04,697 --> 01:14:06,358
you know, when life gets hard,
and it does, all the time
1949
01:14:06,994 --> 01:14:09,565
in my line of work, I'm...
I'm just not sure that I can
1950
01:14:10,235 --> 01:14:13,362
be with someone that keeps it
so surface all the time.
1951
01:14:16,127 --> 01:14:17,529
If you, uh...
1952
01:14:17,631 --> 01:14:20,626
I mean, if you think I just
bury my head in the sand...
1953
01:14:22,265 --> 01:14:24,296
I don't think you really
know me at all.
1954
01:14:24,931 --> 01:14:26,191
Then help me know you.
1955
01:14:26,627 --> 01:14:28,696
I think there's so much more
to Ted
1956
01:14:28,965 --> 01:14:30,791
than you let any of us see.
1957
01:14:33,426 --> 01:14:34,659
Merry Christmas, Ted.
1958
01:14:38,358 --> 01:14:39,362
Hope, wait.
1959
01:14:47,993 --> 01:14:51,891
♪
1960
01:14:51,993 --> 01:14:53,725
♪
1961
01:14:53,827 --> 01:14:55,896
♪ A Christmas city
is big and beautiful ♪
1962
01:14:55,999 --> 01:14:58,165
♪ bright lights everywhere ♪
1963
01:14:58,267 --> 01:14:59,592
♪
1964
01:14:59,694 --> 01:15:01,659
♪ a place where
you can be St. Nick. ♪
1965
01:15:01,960 --> 01:15:03,956
♪
1966
01:15:04,866 --> 01:15:06,226
♪ A Christmas city... ♪
1967
01:15:06,528 --> 01:15:08,690
You seem
uncharacteristically positive.
1968
01:15:08,959 --> 01:15:11,528
Hey, man, we already hit
our fundraising goal.
1969
01:15:11,997 --> 01:15:13,131
-We did it.
-What?
1970
01:15:13,533 --> 01:15:14,256
You did it!
1971
01:15:14,358 --> 01:15:15,265
Congratulations.
1972
01:15:15,368 --> 01:15:16,791
Thank you.
1973
01:15:18,127 --> 01:15:19,362
Are you okay?
1974
01:15:20,994 --> 01:15:21,791
Yeah.
1975
01:15:24,366 --> 01:15:25,329
No.
1976
01:15:26,700 --> 01:15:28,032
Hope and I had a fight.
1977
01:15:28,861 --> 01:15:29,989
Wow.
1978
01:15:30,558 --> 01:15:31,863
You got into a fight?
1979
01:15:31,965 --> 01:15:33,562
I didn't know you had it in you.
1980
01:15:33,664 --> 01:15:34,362
Well...
1981
01:15:34,797 --> 01:15:36,030
Hope fought.
1982
01:15:36,132 --> 01:15:38,329
I kinda just stood there
and took it.
1983
01:15:38,960 --> 01:15:39,857
Oh.
1984
01:15:40,830 --> 01:15:41,956
Walk with me.
1985
01:15:45,528 --> 01:15:47,592
I'm gonna say something
nice to you,
1986
01:15:47,695 --> 01:15:49,597
but don't get used to it,
because it is only
1987
01:15:49,699 --> 01:15:50,892
gonna happen once.
1988
01:15:50,994 --> 01:15:52,096
Okay.
1989
01:15:52,198 --> 01:15:54,692
You deserve everything
good in life.
1990
01:15:54,994 --> 01:15:55,895
But...
1991
01:15:55,997 --> 01:15:57,492
you hold yourself back.
1992
01:15:57,594 --> 01:15:59,862
You need to go after
what you want.
1993
01:16:02,464 --> 01:16:03,362
That's something people say
when they're scared..
1994
01:16:04,360 --> 01:16:06,225
You're gonna be okay.
1995
01:16:06,627 --> 01:16:07,932
You're gonna tell her
how you feel
1996
01:16:08,034 --> 01:16:09,758
and you'll be back
annoying me in no time.
1997
01:16:10,997 --> 01:16:12,093
Us against the world?
1998
01:16:12,195 --> 01:16:13,197
Us against the world.
1999
01:16:14,095 --> 01:16:15,125
-Hey.
-Hmm?
2000
01:16:15,627 --> 01:16:17,692
What you've done here
is incredible.
2001
01:16:19,002 --> 01:16:20,659
Have you taken a moment
to appreciate that?
2002
01:16:21,258 --> 01:16:22,223
Yeah.
2003
01:16:22,525 --> 01:16:24,197
No, dude. I'm serious.
2004
01:16:24,633 --> 01:16:25,924
Look around you.
2005
01:16:26,026 --> 01:16:29,362
This took a Herculean effort,
and you crushed it.
2006
01:16:29,797 --> 01:16:30,857
Soak it in.
2007
01:16:32,497 --> 01:16:34,027
It's moments like these
that make you almost
2008
01:16:34,129 --> 01:16:35,265
worth the frown lines.
2009
01:16:35,367 --> 01:16:36,164
Almost.
2010
01:16:36,532 --> 01:16:37,428
Almost.
2011
01:16:45,863 --> 01:16:46,956
[doorbell rings]
2012
01:16:48,763 --> 01:16:49,791
[groans]
2013
01:16:58,792 --> 01:17:01,030
So, um...
that's what you're wearing
2014
01:17:01,132 --> 01:17:02,597
to the Gingerbread
Invitational fair?
2015
01:17:02,699 --> 01:17:03,791
Oh, I'm not going.
2016
01:17:04,292 --> 01:17:05,823
Got it. Okay.
2017
01:17:06,126 --> 01:17:08,825
You told me on the phone
you don't wanna run into Ted.
2018
01:17:09,161 --> 01:17:10,192
That's right.
2019
01:17:10,294 --> 01:17:11,592
Then why are you here?
2020
01:17:11,694 --> 01:17:13,465
Because I think you're
being ridiculous.
2021
01:17:13,834 --> 01:17:15,127
Hope, let me get this straight.
2022
01:17:15,696 --> 01:17:17,362
You're mad at him for not
being mad at you, right?
2023
01:17:17,831 --> 01:17:18,893
-Yeah!
-[scoffs]
2024
01:17:18,995 --> 01:17:20,056
He's happy.
2025
01:17:20,392 --> 01:17:21,430
All the time.
2026
01:17:21,532 --> 01:17:22,858
Oh, no!
2027
01:17:22,960 --> 01:17:24,565
A handsome, gainfully employed
man in a good mood.
2028
01:17:25,034 --> 01:17:26,424
I think he's just
trying to impress you.
2029
01:17:26,526 --> 01:17:28,358
He's trying to impress everyone.
2030
01:17:28,460 --> 01:17:30,091
So, he cares about everyone.
2031
01:17:30,193 --> 01:17:31,362
How terrible.
2032
01:17:32,499 --> 01:17:33,197
Look...
2033
01:17:34,663 --> 01:17:36,659
I have watched you go through
some really hard times,
2034
01:17:37,629 --> 01:17:40,356
and I wanted to help,
but I don't know how.
2035
01:17:40,659 --> 01:17:42,294
And then here comes Ted Cooper.
2036
01:17:42,563 --> 01:17:45,697
And he has put a smile
on your face ever since
2037
01:17:45,799 --> 01:17:46,891
he came back into town.
2038
01:17:47,494 --> 01:17:49,527
Hope, that's a beautiful thing.
2039
01:17:50,997 --> 01:17:52,263
What are you scared of?
2040
01:17:53,434 --> 01:17:54,362
I've just...
2041
01:17:56,599 --> 01:17:57,956
Lost a lot.
2042
01:17:58,968 --> 01:18:01,692
Starting to feel like
everybody leaves.
2043
01:18:02,434 --> 01:18:03,956
And maybe...
2044
01:18:05,863 --> 01:18:06,999
Maybe it's me.
2045
01:18:08,763 --> 01:18:09,659
Hope.
2046
01:18:10,792 --> 01:18:12,094
I only think it's you
if you leave him
2047
01:18:12,197 --> 01:18:13,461
on the other side
of the city.
2048
01:18:15,500 --> 01:18:16,956
Fight for him.
2049
01:18:19,993 --> 01:18:24,296
♪
2050
01:18:26,301 --> 01:18:29,093
I'm here in Lackawanna where
the Gingerbread Invitational
2051
01:18:29,195 --> 01:18:30,966
is officially underway.
2052
01:18:31,235 --> 01:18:33,990
The giant gingerbread man
behind me will soon be measured
2053
01:18:34,092 --> 01:18:37,198
to determine whether or not
it has set a state record
2054
01:18:37,300 --> 01:18:40,494
for the largest gingerbread man
in New York history.
2055
01:18:40,596 --> 01:18:42,691
Until then, I'll be here
hanging out with members
2056
01:18:42,794 --> 01:18:44,691
of my hometown,
discussing the art of baking...
2057
01:18:44,793 --> 01:18:46,657
[Syd] Okay, Hope.
Big breath, big breath.
2058
01:18:46,759 --> 01:18:47,829
[Ted] ...and of course,
Christmas.
2059
01:18:47,931 --> 01:18:49,028
-Go get him.
-Okay.
2060
01:18:49,297 --> 01:18:50,699
-You got it.
-I know, I know, I know.
2061
01:18:50,801 --> 01:18:52,025
Let's talk to some folks,
shall we?
2062
01:18:52,327 --> 01:18:53,423
You two. Oh, come on.
2063
01:18:53,525 --> 01:18:54,591
Dressed to the nines.
2064
01:18:54,693 --> 01:18:56,263
What is it that you love
about Christmas?
2065
01:18:57,997 --> 01:18:59,189
You're not going up there?
2066
01:18:59,491 --> 01:19:00,728
No, I hate crowds.
2067
01:19:00,830 --> 01:19:02,199
Yeah. Me too.
2068
01:19:02,301 --> 01:19:04,693
Last time I braved the crowd
like this was the Eras tour.
2069
01:19:05,229 --> 01:19:06,498
You went to the Eras tour?
2070
01:19:06,834 --> 01:19:07,824
Oh, I wouldn't have missed it.
2071
01:19:08,366 --> 01:19:09,364
Oh.
2072
01:19:09,467 --> 01:19:10,561
Well. Hi.
2073
01:19:10,863 --> 01:19:11,727
I'm Sydney.
2074
01:19:11,829 --> 01:19:12,528
Brandon.
2075
01:19:12,830 --> 01:19:13,791
-Hi.
-Hi.
2076
01:19:15,362 --> 01:19:16,723
Let's see, who else?
Yes, you.
2077
01:19:16,825 --> 01:19:18,558
What is it that you love
about Christmas?
2078
01:19:18,860 --> 01:19:21,163
Oh, I like Christmas
because of the presents.
2079
01:19:21,265 --> 01:19:23,160
And my Grandma and Grandpa
come to town.
2080
01:19:23,262 --> 01:19:24,757
And because I like presents.
2081
01:19:24,859 --> 01:19:26,692
[chuckles] I think you said
presents twice.
2082
01:19:27,358 --> 01:19:28,726
I like presents.
2083
01:19:29,062 --> 01:19:30,396
I see you do.
2084
01:19:30,498 --> 01:19:32,263
Well, I hope you get everything
you hope for this year.
2085
01:19:32,962 --> 01:19:34,032
Who else?
2086
01:19:36,994 --> 01:19:37,758
Ma'am.
2087
01:19:38,358 --> 01:19:39,494
How about you?
2088
01:19:40,467 --> 01:19:41,989
Yes. You.
2089
01:19:42,625 --> 01:19:43,990
-Oh, no.
-Oh, come on,
2090
01:19:44,326 --> 01:19:45,461
Don't be shy.
2091
01:19:46,192 --> 01:19:46,857
Come on.
2092
01:19:51,534 --> 01:19:53,226
-Hi. Uh...
-Hey.
2093
01:19:53,729 --> 01:19:56,263
What is it that you are
hoping for this Christmas?
2094
01:19:59,664 --> 01:20:00,758
Um...
2095
01:20:01,967 --> 01:20:03,894
-World peace. [chuckles]
-Mmhmm, mmhmm.
2096
01:20:04,230 --> 01:20:06,432
It seems like a... a good one.
2097
01:20:06,534 --> 01:20:07,698
-Sure.
-Um...
2098
01:20:08,134 --> 01:20:11,857
A, uh... you know...
goodwill to everyone.
2099
01:20:12,367 --> 01:20:13,193
Yeah.
2100
01:20:13,295 --> 01:20:14,529
-Goes without saying.
-Yeah.
2101
01:20:14,632 --> 01:20:16,098
And, um...
2102
01:20:17,825 --> 01:20:20,131
Maybe a conversation
that's not on-air.
2103
01:20:24,002 --> 01:20:26,262
Well, it, uh... sounds like
the perfect time
2104
01:20:26,365 --> 01:20:28,263
to throw it back to you
in the studio, Ken.
2105
01:20:29,358 --> 01:20:30,593
And we're clear.
2106
01:20:32,533 --> 01:20:33,659
-Hi.
-Hi.
2107
01:20:34,826 --> 01:20:36,923
Oh, it's good to see you.
Can I go first?
2108
01:20:39,529 --> 01:20:43,195
I'm aware that I am
chronically optimistic
2109
01:20:43,297 --> 01:20:45,956
and that I brightside
every situation.
2110
01:20:47,594 --> 01:20:50,231
But I do get sad,
and I do get angry.
2111
01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:53,694
And I can do better
at showing that.
2112
01:20:53,997 --> 01:20:55,264
And you were right.
2113
01:20:55,366 --> 01:20:58,195
I don't advocate for myself
or fight for what I want
2114
01:20:58,297 --> 01:21:00,956
nearly as much as
I could or should.
2115
01:21:01,600 --> 01:21:02,957
But I can do better.
2116
01:21:03,459 --> 01:21:04,857
And I... I... I will...
2117
01:21:05,929 --> 01:21:06,791
do better.
2118
01:21:07,765 --> 01:21:08,956
Starting with you.
2119
01:21:11,700 --> 01:21:13,197
I took the job in Buffalo.
2120
01:21:14,192 --> 01:21:15,263
You did?
2121
01:21:16,367 --> 01:21:17,263
Yeah.
2122
01:21:18,296 --> 01:21:19,829
It's a great opportunity
and, um...
2123
01:21:20,332 --> 01:21:22,527
happens to be much closer
to the girl I like.
2124
01:21:23,359 --> 01:21:24,564
That's good news.
2125
01:21:24,666 --> 01:21:25,824
-Yeah?
-Yeah.
2126
01:21:26,727 --> 01:21:29,791
What did your producers
in Corning say?
2127
01:21:30,830 --> 01:21:31,758
I don't know.
2128
01:21:32,665 --> 01:21:33,791
I didn't ask.
2129
01:21:35,797 --> 01:21:37,331
[applause]
2130
01:21:37,434 --> 01:21:39,098
[cheering]
2131
01:21:40,434 --> 01:21:41,862
[laughing]
2132
01:21:42,331 --> 01:21:43,958
[Field Producer
Coming back in three..
2133
01:21:44,227 --> 01:21:45,628
two... one.
2134
01:21:46,030 --> 01:21:47,256
We're li-- we're live.
2135
01:21:47,358 --> 01:21:48,728
We're... Ted!
2136
01:21:48,830 --> 01:21:50,197
Ted, we're live!
2137
01:21:50,663 --> 01:21:51,726
♪
2138
01:21:51,828 --> 01:21:54,192
♪
2139
01:21:54,294 --> 01:21:56,527
Hey! It's Ted. Come on.
2140
01:21:57,292 --> 01:21:58,660
Oh, my God!
2141
01:21:59,162 --> 01:22:01,423
[laughter and cheering]
2142
01:22:01,525 --> 01:22:03,098
[cheers and applause]
2143
01:22:05,259 --> 01:22:06,857
[snoring]
2144
01:22:08,967 --> 01:22:11,329
Ken gave me odds
of 10,000 to one!
2145
01:22:11,797 --> 01:22:13,263
I'm rich!
2146
01:22:14,931 --> 01:22:16,599
♪ Mistletoe hanging ♪
2147
01:22:16,701 --> 01:22:18,094
I'm gonna have to sell my boat.
2148
01:22:18,196 --> 01:22:19,264
♪ family is gathering ♪
2149
01:22:19,366 --> 01:22:20,257
Ted!
2150
01:22:20,359 --> 01:22:22,131
Ted, we're live!
2151
01:22:23,599 --> 01:22:24,791
[applause]
2152
01:22:25,367 --> 01:22:26,626
Whoo!
2153
01:22:26,960 --> 01:22:28,594
♪
2154
01:22:28,696 --> 01:22:29,692
Oh.
2155
01:22:30,367 --> 01:22:31,329
Yeah.
2156
01:22:34,260 --> 01:22:35,998
Best Christmas ever.
2157
01:22:36,301 --> 01:22:38,723
If you haven't already done so,
please consider donating
2158
01:22:38,825 --> 01:22:41,061
to the Lackawanna
Children's Hospital.
2159
01:22:41,396 --> 01:22:44,597
I can't think of
a more worthy cause
2160
01:22:44,699 --> 01:22:45,960
this holiday season.
2161
01:22:46,329 --> 01:22:47,990
From Lackawanna, I'm Ted Hooper.
2162
01:22:48,325 --> 01:22:49,032
No, I'm not.
2163
01:22:49,434 --> 01:22:50,529
[laughter]
2164
01:22:50,898 --> 01:22:51,863
Kiss got me flustered.
2165
01:22:51,965 --> 01:22:54,098
From Lackawanna, I'm Ted Cooper.
2166
01:22:54,797 --> 01:22:55,956
Merry Christmas.
2167
01:22:56,533 --> 01:22:57,895
And we're clear.
2168
01:22:58,231 --> 01:23:00,164
[sighs] Honestly,
thank goodness.
2169
01:23:01,367 --> 01:23:02,329
[laughs]
2170
01:23:03,928 --> 01:23:05,056
[laughs]
2171
01:23:05,859 --> 01:23:08,758
That was a...
professional first for me.
2172
01:23:09,862 --> 01:23:10,826
[sighs]
2173
01:23:10,928 --> 01:23:11,956
Well...
2174
01:23:13,366 --> 01:23:14,659
Guess my Christmas bad luck
is finally behind me.
2175
01:23:20,995 --> 01:23:22,231
[creaking sound]
2176
01:23:22,567 --> 01:23:23,791
[crashing thud]
2177
01:23:26,300 --> 01:23:36,263
♪
2178
01:23:41,191 --> 01:23:51,164
♪